It's bright and sunny at 10 AM and my neighbor is having a very good day..

[Notmuchlonger]

Next time get a tape recording. Share with your fellow posters..

 

[Marquette]

I'm trying to work out this entendre

"I heard big things come in small packages. So I did."

It's a start, but I think it's too straightforward.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

I'm trying to work out this entendre

"I heard big things come in small packages. So I did."

It's a start, but I think it's too straightforward.

Haha! that was good. I need to remember that one..

 

[socca]

Maybe you aren't doing enough for your ladies?

The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.

 

[unclemick]

Nah, just a warm summer day and open windows.

Ha

A second possible rarity - even though it is August - we ARE still in Seattle right?

heh heh heh -

 

[bbbamI]

The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.

Oh crap, nightmares tonight!

 

[haha]

The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.

Sounds like too much book learnin', and not enough 'xperience.

Ha

 

[Marquette]

Sounds like too much book learnin', and not enough 'xperience.

Ha

Right! It lasts as long as she wants to pretend it does.

 

[samclem]

"I'll have what she's having"

When Harry Met Sally- Katz's Delicatessen"

 

[Walt34]

Afternoon Delight is nice too.

 

[socca]

When Harry Met Sally- Katz's Delicatessen"

The scene is hilarious, but doesn't have anything to do with female orgasm, which involves certain muscle contractions, etc. that simply can't be faked, even by the very best of actresses. Since the ER Forums are supposed to be wholesome entertainment for the entire family, I'll leave it at that.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

The scene is hilarious, but doesn't have anything to do with female orgasm, which involves certain muscle contractions, etc. that simply can't be faked, even by the very best of actresses. Since the ER Forums are supposed to be wholesome entertainment for the entire family, I'll leave it at that.

Wait that wasn't real?

 

[Moemg]

The scene is hilarious, but doesn't have anything to do with female orgasm, which involves certain muscle contractions, etc. that simply can't be faked, even by the very best of actresses. Since the ER Forums are supposed to be wholesome entertainment for the entire family, I'll leave it at that.

You just keep believing that fantasy !

 

[Sarah in SC]

Which fantasy, Moe?
That we are wholesome entertainment, or the smack talk about how long we can, ahem, make noise?
heh heh heh

 

[bbbamI]

Hmmm, I think I need to do some muscle exercises.

 

[haha]

Hmmm, I think I need to do some muscle exercises.

Oh Dr. Kegel, you have our gratitude
Lord, Dr. Kegel, we're glad you werent a prude...

For he's a jolly good fellow!
For he's a jolly good fellow!

Ha

 

[HFWR]

Flex-two-three-four...

 

[FinanceDude]

Hmmm, I think I need to do some muscle exercises.

Biceps or lats??

 

[bbbamI]

Full body workout baby.....

...is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

 

[FinanceDude]

Full body workout baby.....

...is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

It's hot flashes.........

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.

neither is the intensity of male orgasm necessarily proportionate to the amount of semen produced, nor does ejaculation even indicate successful orgasm. we can fake it too, ya know. only the movies they make about that is just porn.

 

[Moemg]

Which fantasy, Moe?
That we are wholesome entertainment, or the smack talk about how long we can, ahem, make noise?
heh heh heh

Both are pretty fantasy like !

 

[HFWR]

The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.

Besides sperm, semen is made up of 65 per cent of fluid from the seminal vesicles, 30 to 35 per cent from the prostate and 5 per cent from the vasa.

Semen, Facts About Semen

 

[bbbamI]

Whew....I'm glad we've got that cleared up!

 

[REWahoo]

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