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Old 02-24-2021, 12:11 PM   #324
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Old 02-24-2021, 12:51 PM   #326
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Old 02-24-2021, 03:06 PM   #329
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Loved the smell of the cap guns.
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Yeahbut it was only 100 mile per hour tape.
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Old 02-24-2021, 04:25 PM   #333
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Very Funny Leo.
There used to be some very funny reviews about the 50 gallon drum of personal lubricant. They were up for a long time and then got removed, another new batch of funny reviews started.
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes...ustomerReviews
The Amazon reviews for the 5# bags of sugar free gummy bears were hilarious.

It looks like most of them have been taken down though.
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It's just a joke, but pretty gross IMO.... Don't read this one to close to lunch or dinner time...


An old old-timer is sitting at the far right side of a lunch counter in a local mom and pop diner. He's leaning over on his elbows with a hot and steaming bowl of meaty chili in front of him . . . just staring at it.
A young man comes walking in and grabs a seat to his left and started to look at the menu. He notices the old-timer isn't paying a lot of attention to his chili, so he says,
"Hey old-timer . . . if you don't want that chili, I'll take it off your hands."
The old-timer considers for a second, then pushes the bowl towards the young guy. He hooks it with a finger, drags the steaming bowl over and starts to go at it with a big spoon. Digging towards the bottom, he finds a dead mouse lying on the bottom of the bowl and INSTANTLY throws up all the chili in and near the bowl, retching his guts out.
The old timer says,
"Yup . . . that's just about as far as I got too."
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This one belongs in the "Can I age in place with stairs" thread.
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?





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Give up?







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Remember the perforated ones that had a hole between each cap and was used in pistols?
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Remember the perforated ones that had a hole between each cap and was used in pistols?
Anyone else use to just smack the whole roll with a big hammer to get the maximum bang?
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Remember the perforated ones that had a hole between each cap and was used in pistols?
Absolutely. Ah the joys of youth.
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