So, the geezer told in this
story shuffled home for dinner.
At the dinner table, he and his wife of more than 60 years sat across the dining table, and started to eat silently as they normally did. Today, his wife had something different in mind. She said
"Honey, don't you remember how we ate when we were younger? How we sat eating dinner in the buff, and with candle light? How we then continued the romantic night by the fireplace with glasses of wine, and later made passionately love? What do you say if we try again to relive those old days, starting with how we had dinner?"
Our geezer sighed silently, but being an indulging gentleman he always was, agreed to it. Soon, they again resumed having dinner, but in the buff.
Our man asked his wife
"How are you doing? Does it really make you feel more amorous?"
The wife said excitedly
"Yes, honey. It's working! I already start to feel warm all over."
Our man looked up at his wife, then lowered his eyes back to his plate, and said softly
"My dear, you are in the soup."