Well now that the Master is over, here's a little golf humor....
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."