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11-25-2020, 05:18 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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11-25-2020, 05:19 PM
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#5802
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11-25-2020, 05:20 PM
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#5803
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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11-25-2020, 05:21 PM
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#5804
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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11-25-2020, 08:01 PM
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#5805
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Wurst guy in WW1
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11-25-2020, 08:18 PM
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#5806
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Originally Posted by Car-Guy
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11-25-2020, 08:20 PM
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#5807
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Car-Guy
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Great!
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11-26-2020, 07:56 AM
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#5808
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 Pickup lines; some good ones and some, well......
Man: Do you have a picture of yourself?
Woman: Why?
Man: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday
Guy: Is you dad still in jail?
Girl: For what?
Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!
Man: Do you know C.P.R?
Woman: No why?
Man: Because you just took my breath away!
Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!
Man: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!
Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!
Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious
BOY: Are you tired?
GIRL :Why?
BOY: Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Man: Excuse me Miss are you from Hollywood?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you are the only "Star" I see
Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
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11-26-2020, 11:37 AM
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Straight from the book "14 Ways to Get Slapped With a Sexual Harassment Suit" By Ima Bliveus. 
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Originally Posted by Car-Guy
Pickup lines; some good ones and some, well......
Man: Do you have a picture of yourself?
Woman: Why?
Man: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday
Guy: Is you dad still in jail?
Girl: For what?
Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!
Man: Do you know C.P.R?
Woman: No why?
Man: Because you just took my breath away!
Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!
Man: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!
Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!
Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious
BOY: Are you tired?
GIRL :Why?
BOY: Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Man: Excuse me Miss are you from Hollywood?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you are the only "Star" I see
Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt? |
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11-26-2020, 12:18 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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11-26-2020, 12:33 PM
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11-26-2020, 12:39 PM
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#5812
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11-26-2020, 01:16 PM
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11-26-2020, 03:23 PM
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11-27-2020, 06:29 AM
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11-27-2020, 11:53 AM
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11-27-2020, 11:54 AM
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11-27-2020, 11:59 AM
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11-27-2020, 12:54 PM
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#5819
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An 84-year-old man is having a drink at the bar in Harpoon Harry's.
An exceptionally gorgeous woman enters and sits down a few seats away.
She is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her and,
after a while, she notices him staring, then slowly gets off her stool to approach him.
Before the man has time to apologize for his rudeness, the woman looks deep into his eyes and says in a sultry voice, "I'll do anything you like, anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, no matter how extreme or unusual, I'm game. I want $100 but there's one condition."
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks what her condition is and she replies, "You must tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The old man takes a moment to consider the amazing offer from this
beautiful stranger, whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars into
her hand before she can change her mind. Then, looking her square in
the eyes, he says slowly and clearly, "Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older, we get smarter and tend to look for bargains.
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11-27-2020, 02:07 PM
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#5820
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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I have started investing in stocks.
Chicken, beef, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillionaire.
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