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Re: Its funny joke Thursday!
Maybe it's JG...
Maybe it's JG...
wildcat said:I have the joke of the thread. I'm in my mid 20's and I just received my Social Security benefits statement in the mail.
Eagle43 said:A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
uncledrz said:A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his
grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look short."
Love, Grandma
Nords said:It's not Thursday yet, but this urban legend may already be in your e-mail.
For you guys that don't think this is a joke, go consult your spouse. She'll set you straight...
unclemick2 said:I always envisioned Texas SWAT teams with sniper rifles on overpasses picking off transgressing tourists who tossed trash out the window.