Just because...

[brewer12345]

It was a lousy day in the market:

 

[packrat44]

Brewer, I really hope that is not a picture of you.

 

[Dawg52]

It was a lousy day in the market:

I will kiss that thing if it will make the dow go up to 15,000 so I can get out. It will have to be guaranteed though.

 

[REWahoo]

I will kiss that thing if it will make the dow go up to 15,000 so I can get out.

I sense a little desperation here.

Kiss that thing?

Get out?!?! Dawg, I thought you were made of sterner stuff...

 

[packrat44]

It might be desperation; however, the DOW up to 15,000. In this case it would be worth it. Go Dawg!

 

[Dawg52]

I sense a little desperation here.

Kiss that thing?

Get out?!?! Dawg, I thought you were made of sterner stuff...

I'd do it for 14000.

 

[packrat44]

Now that is desperation. But I am still behind you Dawg - just as long as I do not have kiss "it".

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Look on the bright side. It has pigtails..

 

[packrat44]

Look on the bright side. It has pigtails..

With an emphasis on "pig".

 

[Notmuchlonger]

With an emphasis on "pig".

Hey speaking of bacon...

 

[Bestwifeever]

I think I've just found my new avatar....

 

[bbbamI]

8)

I'm blind now.

 

[wildcat]

It was a lousy day in the market:

That's why God created

 

[packrat44]

Hey speaking of bacon...

Homer Simpson - "Umh bacon?"

 

[packrat44]

It was a lousy day in the market:

And here I thought Friday was a bad day. Delayed reaction?

 

[Dawg52]

Ok, I'm ready to pucker up. Can't take this damn market any longer.

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[ls99]

Put some lipstick on that thing, park it on the street corner, put a sign on it say $ 1 a kiss. Might get some takers.

 

[Purron]

Just because it was another lousy day on the market...

 

[packrat44]

Put some lipstick on that thing, park it on the street corner, put a sign on it say $ 1 a kiss. Might get some takers.

"It" would need to paying the money for a kiss and there would need to be many zeros after the 1 before the first transaction would take place. This would be a rough way to fund a person's retirement portfolio.