Just heard Dr. Phil tell a woman........................

[Cut-Throat]

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[cute fuzzy bunny]

You are TOO you big fat gigolo

My excuse is that my wife watches it and i'm in the area at the time...I firmly believe dr phil is the antichrist.

 

[brewer12345]

I can honesty say that I have succeeded in not falling prey to the whoring impulse. No doubt it has hurt my career in the past, but I never spent time schmoozing with people I despised.

 

[Sheryl]

I don't schmooze with people I hate - well at least not too often. But I definitely attend meetings I don't want to attend, and push paper I don't want to push, and generally spend 8 hours doing things I have no interst in doing.

 

[HFWR]

Yeah, I'm a ho, but at least I'm not a cheap ho... 8)

 

[Cut-Throat]

You are TOO you big fat gigolo

My excuse is that my wife watches it and i'm in the area at the time...I firmly believe dr phil is the antichrist.

Yeah - But I like that! 8)

 

[BUM]

I don't like Dr. Phil and his crony, Oprah. They tell our wives:

What to wear
What to read
How to think
How to vote
What to eat

Hell, thats OUR job!

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Sigh.

I regularly have to deprogram the wife from an oprah marketing session.

Last month she HAD to have some sneakers Oprah "JUST LOVED". Turns out they're customized nike's that are intended to be worn without socks and are designed to help runners learn to run barefoot.

She was good though, I explained what they really were and she got halfway through the ordering process and decided not to get them...

 

[yakers]

I don't like Dr. Phil and his crony, Oprah. They tell our wives:

What to wear
What to read
How to think
How to vote
What to eat

Hell, thats OUR job!

Hey BUM, As Dr Phil would say "Hows that working for ya?"

Doesn't work for me, I try telling my wife things to do, think, buy etc, great humor in our home.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I think you have to do it with a frank texas sounding accent. And you might need that porn star moustache too.

I'm still trying to figure out how a fat guy who has a best friend whose weight vacillates 50 pounds every couple of years manages to sell a diet book.

 

[HFWR]

PT Barnum...

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Ok, so we know where they get their clothing, but...

 

[yelnad]

Wow, harsh words, boys.

Everyone needs a little entertainment and I just happen to TiVo Oprah and Phil every day. I don't watch them all...but most of them!

 

[sgeeeee]

The DW can't stand the site of Dr. Phil. When she sees his face come up on the screen she either changes the channel immediately (if she has the remote) or she starts screaming obscenities at his image until I do. Opra doesn't evoke as strong a reaction, but she has no interest in her.

 

[Dawg52]

I don't like Dr. Phil and his crony, Oprah. They tell our wives:

What to wear
What to read
How to think
How to vote
What to eat

Hell, thats OUR job! 

 

[Dawg52]

I don't like Dr. Phil and his crony, Oprah. They tell our wives:

What to wear
What to read
How to think
How to vote
What to eat

Hell, thats OUR job! 

I don't like any of the daytime talk show host. I don't see the entertainment value in watching these self proclaimed experts giving advice to people. 

 

[Howard]

This guy is dishing out to Parents advice about how to raise their kids, gives his kid a job, buys the 30 year old a $2 million home, touts his book on his show.

However, for what he has training in, ol Phil has done OK, gotta give him that.

 

[Outtahere]

He might be doing okay but only because Oprah liked him, he got his "chance" there and made the most of it.

 

[Jay_Gatsby]

The DW can't stand the site of Dr. Phil.  When she sees his face come up on the screen she either changes the channel immediately (if she has the remote) or she starts screaming obscenities at his image until I do.  Opra doesn't evoke as strong a reaction, but she has no interest in her. 

Sorta how we react to Suze Orman...

 

[cube_rat]

I whore for a paycheck on a daily basis.

 

[sgeeeee]

Sorta how we react to Suze Orman...

Jay, You have to stop doing that. When you are scrolling down the page and come to one of those giant pictures of Suzy . . . well . . . it's creepy.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Think about how I feel seeing it on a 32" monitor. Made worse by cube rats "gods warrior" thumbnail.

This is very effective and free birth control though.

 

[Nords]

Everyone needs a little entertainment and I just happen to TiVo Oprah and Phil every day. I don't watch them all...but most of them!

Same here. What little of the episode my spouse could put up with was hilarious.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I thought the one yesterday was pretty interesting. Woman was having sex with men in exchange for 12 packs of beer, yet felt she wasnt a prostitute. How would we get through the day without a good rationalization?

She claimed to drink up to a gallon of vodka a day, and said she didnt really remember having sex with the men, may have had a lot of anal sex (but she wasnt sure), and wasnt sure at all how she ended up with e.coli poisoning that almost killed her. Wow, thats a tough one to connect the dots on.

She said it had been days since she'd had a drink. A guest sitting about 4 feet away said "Sorry, but I can smell the vodka from here".

 

[kat]

I imagine it's a tough life.