Ladies, Brief Your Children

[haha]

Roger, was it good for you?

 

[FinanceDude]

When does the chair throwing begin?

Cougars don't throw chairs, they dance on them.........

 

[bbbamI]

Cougars don't throw chairs, they dance on them.........

I've heard they insist their dates dance on them...

 

[FinanceDude]

I've heard they insist their dates dance on them...

Depends on the cougar........

 

[bbbamI]

Depends on the cougar........

You seem to know quite a bit about the subject.

 

[FinanceDude]

You seem to know quite a bit about the subject.

I used to be hunted by cougars in my youth.........

 

[freebird5825]

Come here, young [-]morsel[/-] man....

 

[FinanceDude]

Come here, young [-]morsel[/-] man....

That's weird, some of my older girlfriends had eyes that were just like that.............

 

[freebird5825]

Check out the Slang Terms here
Age disparity in sexual relationships - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I was wondering if I was a cougar, being 16 months older than dh2b.
I'm not, according to the the 8 year age difference definition.
Bummer
Maybe I could qualify as a cougarette?

 

[bbbamI]

I consider myself a kitten.

Speaking of slang words...I still can't get over "chesticles".

 

[FinanceDude]

Check out the Slang Terms here
Age disparity in sexual relationships - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I was wondering if I was a cougar, being 16 months older than dh2b.
I'm not, according to the the 8 year age difference definition.
Bummer
Maybe I could qualify as a cougarette?

Nope, you are the "older woman".........

 

[bbbamI]

I'm gonna run and hide now..........

 

[FinanceDude]

I'm gonna run and hide now..........

Freebird's gonna go Armageddon on me.....

 

[freebird5825]

Freebird's gonna go Armageddon on me.....

I gave you a 6 minute head start...did you run a mile in that time?
If not, Ready...Set...RUN!!!!!
<calibrating crosshairs>

 

[Bestwifeever]

GILF? Really?

(FB at least FD didn't call you that!)

 

[FinanceDude]

I gave you a 6 minute head start...did you run a mile in that time?
If not, Ready...Set...RUN!!!!!
<calibrating crosshairs>

We, I ran a mile once in 4:30, but that was a long time ago. However, with a high powered rifle pointed at me, I would be willing to break that record..........

Face it, without me on here it would be more boring..... And, when you throw softballs over the plate so slow my grandma could hit them, what's a man to do?

 

[freebird5825]

Oh, FDeeeeeeee...this one's for you.

YouTube - Bowling Ball Cannon

 

[FinanceDude]

I like this better:

YouTube - USS Wisconsin's Big Guns

 

[bbbamI]

Well, it didn't take FDude long to pull out his big gun...

 

[freebird5825]

Um...there's something green hanging from your nose. Eeeeeewwwwww!

Click on the title if it won't play...

YouTube - Time Warp - Water Balloon to the Face

 

[Gumby]

Well, it didn't take FDude long to pull out his big gun...

Freebird and bbbam hot on the trail of FD YouTube - Hotties shooting guns

 

[bbbamI]

....and they told me they were NOT filming that day....

 

[bbbamI]

Speaking of guns...here are mine. A Remington Rifle and a Daisy Double Barrel BB Gun...

 

[REWahoo]

Speaking of guns...here are mine.

No wonder you didn't win the wet T-shirt contest.

 

[haha]

Wow! I remember that .22. Was it called Model 66? One of my friends had that one.

The 2 bbl BB gun I never have seen or even heard of. It should be valuable I would think.

Ha