(Cute Fuzzy Bunny) said:Grinding your beans, pencils in the weener. Here we go again, its gonna be another one of those days
Its fun having a wife that works in the emergency room. You'd be surprised what shows up on xrays and how people explain how it got there. Very surprised. Even better is stuff that shows up on xrays that people didnt know was 'there'. Or 'there'. Or 'there'. Or how it got to any of the 'there's...
justin said:I accidentally swallowed a popsickle stick whole (there was a lot of chocolate stuck to it!!). I guess it got confused, cause I peed it out instead of crapping it out.
Honest.
OldAgePensioner said:A man with 18 inches of large rubber tubing in his pencil
To a man with a hammer, EVERYTHING looks like a nail.cube_rat said:This whole subject begs the question: In the case of the nail, did said person get frisky one day and had a random sexy thought about driving a big freaking nail in his pee pee?