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05-24-2010, 02:15 PM
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05-24-2010, 02:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FUEGO
College. After a keg party. This chick drove me back to my dorm. As I got out of the car and started to walk away, she yelled out "What, you aren't going to give me a good-night kiss?".
We got married and lived happily ever after.
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That's sweet..............
My response would have been: "As long as I can also give you a GOOD MORNING kiss, well, then, of course"............
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05-25-2010, 09:11 AM
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I did have one "disaster date" in high school. Finally got up the nerve to ask a cheerleader out to a carnival and to my astonishment she agreed. When we got to the carnival, I discovered that I'd gotten the dates wrong - it didn't open for another couple of days. Oops #1.
In desperation I suggesting horseback riding, as I knew of a stables a couple of miles up the road. Turns out she's an avid rider and wants to go back home to change. Okay. She comes out looking like a British houndswoman, complete with riding boots, pants, jacket and the little whip thingy. I hadn't been on a horse since I was ten.
We get to the stables, turn the corner of the driveway, and the stables has burned to the ground, apparently about a year before. Oops #2.
I gave up. How about bowling? She did that, wearing the riding gear.
I never had the nerve to ask her out again.
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05-25-2010, 09:28 AM
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Walt, if I had been her, I would have asked you out for the second date....as you did your best to please.
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05-25-2010, 10:33 AM
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Never pass up a second date with a woman with a whip.
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05-25-2010, 10:58 AM
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Que Martha's red avatar.....
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05-25-2010, 11:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Walt34
I did have one "disaster date" in high school. Finally got up the nerve to ask a cheerleader out to a carnival and to my astonishment she agreed. When we got to the carnival, I discovered that I'd gotten the dates wrong - it didn't open for another couple of days. Oops #1.
In desperation I suggesting horseback riding, as I knew of a stables a couple of miles up the road. Turns out she's an avid rider and wants to go back home to change. Okay. She comes out looking like a British houndswoman, complete with riding boots, pants, jacket and the little whip thingy. I hadn't been on a horse since I was ten.
We get to the stables, turn the corner of the driveway, and the stables has burned to the ground, apparently about a year before. Oops #2.
I gave up. How about bowling? She did that, wearing the riding gear.
I never had the nerve to ask her out again.
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Going bowling with a pretty girl "looking like a British houndswoman, complete with riding boots, pants, jacket and the little whip thingy" sounds like a young lad's dream come true - pretty nice moves to engineer that situation - I expect you were king of the castle for a month among your mates at High School
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05-25-2010, 11:59 AM
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Mmmm....hmmm...that would be considered very naughty....
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05-25-2010, 02:13 PM
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How many lashes such a guy deserves?
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05-25-2010, 02:17 PM
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It's up to the 'lasher'.....
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05-25-2010, 02:18 PM
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Oohh! Please, please have mercy...
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05-25-2010, 03:00 PM
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Masochist....."Hurt me, hurt me...."
Sadist.........."No, no......."
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05-27-2010, 01:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NW-Bound
Oohh! Please, please have mercy...
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Made me think of this song...
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05-27-2010, 02:39 PM
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One of the all time greats. Now don't let me listen.
Ha
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