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Old 07-26-2013, 04:28 AM   #21
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I have never had a cup of coffee (tried a sip once).

I have never been a parent.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:28 AM   #22
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I never watched a single episode of Star Trek, nor seen any of the movies.

I've never been to the Hamptons.
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:07 AM   #23
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I have never...

- Had even a sip of coffee.
- Had a cigarette or cigar or any other similar product.
- Used an i-anything. No i-pad,pod,phone or any similar product from any competitor. No kindle, no mp3, never even touched a smartphone or blackberry or anything like that beyond a basic cellphone
- travelled outside of North America. Only time I left the US was a family vacation at age 17 that included crossing the border to Canada by 10 miles for 2 days.
- Been to jail(other than visiting a friend) or in the back of a police car.
- Lived in a home over 1000 sqft
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:37 AM   #24
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I've never said never.
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:47 AM   #25
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How can someone never have coffee?

Up until recently, I could have said I never had a shot of Tequila by itself and not in a Margarita.

That was corrected, and man, I had been missing out... Oh well, better late than never.
I've never eaten the worm at the bottom of a bottle of mezcal, as far as I can recall, I think. Hmmm...
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:33 AM   #26
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I'll add myself to the list of those that have never had a cup of coffee.

I've never baked anything in an oven other than a frozen pizza.

Never ironed clothing

Never piloted a vessel longer than 16'

Never spent the night in a foreign country

Never been to an opera or symphony
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:34 AM   #27
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Never spent the night in a hospital as a patient. Well, I did, but I was three weeks old at the time so don't remember it.

No broken bones. Yet.

Never jumped out of an airplane. Frankly, I think anyone who does (unless it's fully involved in flames) is, shall I put it, "half a bubble off center". Same for bungee jumping.

Never been to Europe. Might go some day.

Visited all fifty states. That would be kind of neat.
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:36 AM   #28
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I've never turned down an opportunity to try something at least once.
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:39 AM   #29
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:51 AM   #30
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:54 AM   #31
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:58 AM   #32
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I have never been one to try new things.

I have smoked anything legal or illegal. Never tried any illegal drugs, never drank anything alcoholic.

Never drank any coffee. I do like the smell of coffee, though.

Never eaten anything green. Or anything that swims or lives in the water.

While I have used other people's cell phones a few times, I have never owned one nor have I made any cell phone calls myself. I have spoken on them a few times after the cell phone's owner either made the call or handed me one with the other caller on the line already. Same idea for any of those i-gadgets. Never texted, too, of course.

I have never swum underwater. Never jumped off a diving board, either. It takes me several minutes to get into a pool, even last week with that heat wave.

I have never been outside the United States.

I am childfree so I have never been and never will be a parent.

I tried Facebook for a few days but found it boring and stupid so I canceled the account, enough for me to claim I have never really been on it. Never twittered, either.

While I was in some casinos in Atlantic City 2 years ago, I never did anything beyond play a poker machine a few times. Never played any of the conventional table games such as roulette or craps. No interest in going back there again.
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:22 AM   #33
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:27 AM   #34
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:33 AM   #35
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:44 AM   #36
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:46 AM   #37
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I've done most of the above with the worst being eating at jack in the box, but I have never seen the movie ET.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:25 AM   #38
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Reading much of the above makes me think of the things I have done, not have not:

I had a cell phone continuously since 1988. Sometimes more than one.

I drank coffee since I was about 14 years old and still do.

I smoked cigarettes, cigars, pipes and some other *stuff* (I don't smoke anything now).

I change my own oil, do my own brake jobs, wash my car, and fix anything that it needs, provided I have the tools.

I cut my own grass, plant whatever needs planting, paint my house, replace siding, fix any electrical problem.

I have eaten things in foreign countries that were unrecognizable.

I have fished from an oil production platform in the Java Sea and flown in helicopters that had no doors.

I have owned six motorcycles and raced Motocross.

I have been to the grand Prix of the U.S. at Watkins Glenn 4 times.

I have broken my arm, shoulder, ankle and have a titanium hip implant and steel plates in one arm.

I have not been to prison, but I have had a few wives.
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:26 AM   #39
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Never parachuted out of a plane, played cards in a casino or bungee jumped.
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Never jumped out of an airplane. Frankly, I think anyone who does (unless it's fully involved in flames) is, shall I put it, "half a bubble off center". Same for bungee jumping.
I thought it was the exact opposite.
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:27 AM   #40
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I've never been arrested (my brother has).
I've never been tasered (my wife has).
I've never spent the night in the snow alone in the mountains (my son has).
I've never been a decoy in a police sting (my daughter has).
I've never gotten a ticket (but I've deserved many).
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