New retirement plan, 400 million in a year, no money down
For the women...
A. find rich man, get married
B. kill off rich man (helps if he is 85+ years old)
For the men....
A. find rich women, get women pregnant
B. announce you are the father
C. kill women, any other children, so you child is sole heir
D. cross you fingers that you really are the father
Otherwise known as the Anna Nicole Smith plans
And people think I'm crazy when I tell them I'm glad I'm
neither rich or famous.