Popcorn and ER
Reasons 397 to 399 of why it's good to be RE (based on a potential ban in Seattle of microwave popcorn in municipal offices. According to yesterday's news, there have been numerous instances of burnt popcorn, leading to smoke and fires, especially in the judicial offices---causing lost productivity when 400 employees have to evacuate).
#397---Can pop as much popcorn as I want at home, without being reprimanded or stopped!
#398---Don't have to smell co-workers' burnt/artificial microwave popcorn.
#399---Have the time and equipment at home to pop popcorn from scratch---healthier, cheaper, and tastier!
“It is not a sign of good health to be well adjusted to a sick society”.------Krishnamurti