PSA How to extend your life by five years !

[frayne]

For men only, see item No. 9.

9 “scientific” facts about breasts - Salon.com

 

[ls99]

If each event adds five years I'll live forever.

 

[Car-Guy]

For men only, see item No. 9.

9 “scientific” facts about breasts - Salon.com

After reading #9, I guess I had better recalculate my WR since I should now live "at least" 5 years longer than I had planned.

 

[pb4uski]

For men only, see item No. 9. ...

Combine No. 9 and No. 1....

Live long and DON'T prosper.

 

[6miths]

Interesting. I have always suspected #1 but didn't know that there were any studies. #5 is sad but unfortunately understandable.

 

[HFWR]

Better recalculate that SWR...

 

[Rosie]

For men only ...

And, speaking of extending, here's one for the rest of us.

Researchers Study More Than 15,000 Penises To Determine Average Lengths Around The World | IFLScience

Furthermore, there’s no strong association between foot size and penis length, so women can stop judging men by the size of their shoes.

Aw, darn.

 

[pb4uski]

Where did I put that damn tape measure?

 

[Walt34]

DW expressed skepticism about #9. Dang.

 

[ls99]

And, speaking of extending, here's one for the rest of us.

Researchers Study More Than 15,000 Penises To Determine Average Lengths Around The World | IFLScience



Aw, darn.

Next up: Angle of the dangle is directly proportional to .......

 

[Bamaman]

And, speaking of extending, here's one for the rest of us.

Researchers Study More Than 15,000 Penises To Determine Average Lengths Around The World | IFLScience



Aw, darn.

I have a size 15 shoe size, and you don't mean that my wife's been lying to me all these years?

 

[frayne]

I start a serious thread about increasing male life expentancy and this is where it ends up.