I'm minding my own business, selling a few of my computers on eBay so I can move around my office again.* *And then Bozo Powerseller steals my listing format for his own listing, including my images!* *He exploits my hard work and even has the gall to steal my bandwidth.
So, I do what any geek with his own webserver would do.* *I wait till the bidding gets over $1000 on his item, and then I add a little rewrite rule that serves this image just for his listing:
Worked like a champ!* *With a couple of days left to go, he withdrew his auction "due to an error in the listing."