Should posters be paid?

[HFWR]

Talk about a tin foil hat...

 

[Bestwifeever]

.... We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead.

And now you know the rest of the story--the origin of the term "tin foil hat."

 

[FUEGO]

We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead.

"But honey, it keeps alien brain probe rays out, of course it will work. It's the heavy duty kind. Look at the side of the box - it says to wrap meat carefully before putting it in. The freezer!"

 

[Gumby]

Here's the way to find out if moderators can get moderated:

So a friend of ours found himself at a wedding many years ago, staying at the condo of friends of the bride. He was in the wedding, and had the good fortune to find himself in flagrante delecto with a lovely lass who was also a member of the wedding party.

Alas, he discovered he'd come ill-prepared, and searched the bedroom of the borrowed home to no avail. After consulting with the girl, he went looking in the kitchen and came back with a roll of saran wrap, convincing her that it would be completely functional.

He tells the story much better, and it never fails to get a crowd rolling on the floor laughing. Well, everyone but his wife. We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead.

I'm sure I would have held my own under the same circumstances.

 

[bssc]

Here's the way to find out if moderators can get moderated:

Well, since you didn't try to sell us Shoes or cellphones you are safe.

 

[REWahoo]

Well, since you didn't try to sell us Shoes or cellphones you are safe.

Yep. And as that lovely lass said to your friend as he donned his redneck Trojan, "Clearly I can see your nuts".

 

[mickeyd]

On another forum that I post on regularly, under another name, I was contacted and asked if I would consider posting for a fee as the guy that ran the site must have liked what I wrote. I said "sure, why not?"

I'm now a posting whore.

 

[TromboneAl]

Can we pay some posters not to post?

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Can we pay some posters not to post?

I have some frugal advice! Use the ignore function

 

[Amethyst]

I'm sure I would have held my own under the same circumstances.

Held your own what? Inquiring minds insist on inquiring.

 

[Gumby]

Held your own what? Inquiring minds insist on inquiring.

Why shrink wrap of course.

 

[Dawg52]

Can we pay some posters not to post?

I'm open to a buy out.

 

[TromboneAl]

shrink wrap

Don't forget the "Select-a-size" paper towel.