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Old 01-20-2008, 08:04 PM   #1
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Some much needed new golf terminology !

A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Glen Miller* didn't make it over the water
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O. J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A * Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A *Nancy Pelosi*-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there.
A *George Bush* Looked good off the tee, but stuck in a sand trap.
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