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Some Of The Best Bumper Stickers Ever
07-08-2015, 11:39 AM
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Some Of The Best Bumper Stickers Ever
Warning: I deleted the really offensive ones, but still not recommended for those who are over-sensitive.
Enjoy (I Hope)
Strangers have the best candy
So many pedestrians, so little time
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Watch out for the idiot behind me!
Learn from your parent’s mistakes, use birth control.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Mothers with teenagers know why some animals eat their young
A clean car is a sign of a sick mind.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Ax Me bout Ebonics
Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!
Cat: The Other White Meat
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your AS*?
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.
Don't be sexist! bitches hate that!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!
Have a nice day... somewhere else.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
I gave up drugs, sex and booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
If you can read this, you're in range.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.
My Reality Check Just Bounced
Nuke the Whales.
Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days until I start caring what you think.
Rap Is To Music, What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art
Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
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07-08-2015, 11:53 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Jesus saves...and Gretzky scores on the rebound!
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07-08-2015, 12:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by marko
Jesus saves...and Gretzky scores on the rebound!
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Nice!
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07-08-2015, 12:44 PM
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My all-time favorite:
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance"
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07-08-2015, 05:34 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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Saw a good one for the old folks
"I'm old medicated and armed"
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07-08-2015, 06:08 PM
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"Stupid Should Hurt"
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07-08-2015, 06:36 PM
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07-09-2015, 04:47 AM
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gone traveling
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"Lord, protect me from your followers."
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07-09-2015, 06:53 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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(On an 18-wheeler) If you can't stop, smile as you go under
Have you slugged your kid today?
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Ko'olau's Law -
Anything which can be used can be misused. Anything which can be misused will be.
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07-09-2015, 07:02 AM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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"Life is hell and then you die"
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"Here's to them who would read,
Here's to them that would write.
There's none ever feared that the Truth would be heard,
But those whom the Truth would indict."
Robert Burns
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07-09-2015, 12:55 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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I saw this one on a dog pound truck but it has wider meaning -
Thank you for not breeding.
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07-09-2015, 12:55 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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This one seen in Berkeley, California -
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
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07-09-2015, 01:10 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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The one that never was, but shuld have been on 60 ton light rail trains, which were frequently challenged by stupid drivers at crossings.
This train does NOT stop on a dime.
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There must be moderation in everything, including moderation.
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07-09-2015, 02:58 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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"I'm not in a hurry./I am retired/and I don't care how big your truck is"
"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny"
"I [heart] Dirty Oil" [I had that one made.]
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07-09-2015, 03:08 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ownyourfuture
Warning: I deleted the really offensive ones, but still not recommended for those who are over-sensitive.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
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Those are my favorites!
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07-09-2015, 03:33 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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Saw this today:
"I can't believe I miss Nixon"
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07-09-2015, 03:45 PM
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On my sister's car, "The attitude of this driver could be hazardous to your health"
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07-09-2015, 03:47 PM
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I always liked:
Quote:
Save the whales.
Collect the whole set.
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07-09-2015, 04:02 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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"Warning! Driver is Thetan!"
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07-09-2015, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bld999
My all-time favorite:
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance"
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