Songs that make you dance

The music of Santana loosens the hips and relaxes the shoulders for sensual dancing....
Which reminds me...our next lesson is on Thursday, right? I applied ben gay as you suggested so I should be ready to go by then.

That just reminded me of a joke and please don't take this to be any reflection and I will delete upon first request.



Ben Gay?


A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!" The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!"
The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member.
The man says, "I'm gonna need some Ben Gay cream."
The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on THAT are you?" "Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up."
 
Which reminds me...our next lesson is on Thursday, right? I applied ben gay as you suggested so I should be ready to go by then.
Yep...spot on...come on over. :greetings10:

Ben Gay?


A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!" The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!"
The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member.
The man says, "I'm gonna need some Ben Gay cream."
The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on THAT are you?" "Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up."
:LOL:

Pharmacies come in handy...

....do you know how to tell the difference between a young prostitute and an old one? One uses Vaseline and other uses Polygrip.....
 
An oldie but a goodie. Gotta love the '70's.

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Gotta have a little Donna in a dance thread. Here's my fav:

Great clip Purron. She sings great, has good arrangements and best of all she can sure move.

There was a disco place down on University Ave that lasted only a few years in the late 70s. Donna (recorded) kept everybody booty bumping and grooving, she was the favorite.

Ha
 
Ahhhh Purron...you crack me up! :LOL:

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