Stop Snowing already!!!!

[freebird5825]

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Originally Posted by REWahoo You mean "Why do women make such lousy pilots?"

Actually, men, I thought it went something like this...

Q: Why do women make such bad carpenters?

A: Because all their lives they are convinced that this (your photo with fingers 3" apart) is 8 inches.

Your serve...

[REWahoo]

Substitute pilots for carpenters (and 9" for 8"*) and you've got it!


*Need to account for inflation.

[Bestwifeever]

I'm glad you provided the punch line--I didn't get it -- wait, you mean that's really only 3"?

[Khan]

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Originally Posted by freebird5825 Actually, men, I thought it went something like this... Q: Why do women make such bad carpenters? A: Because all their lives they are convinced that this (your photo with fingers 3" apart) is 8 inches. Your serve...

The version I recall was 'so bad at parallel parking'...

[FinanceDude]

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Originally Posted by Khan The version I recall was 'so bad at parallel parking'...

LIke I always tell DW, women drivers don't get into accidents, they CAUSE them........

[freebird5825]

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Originally Posted by FinanceDude LIke I always tell DW, women drivers don't get into accidents, they CAUSE them........

He is emboldened by the illusion of the protection of cyber space...

True story - MY LH used to spout stuff like this to see if he could get a rise out of me.
No chance.
Being a data freak and loving the challenge of being able to say ITYS,
I kept a log for one year of the number of stupid things performed behind the wheel. I used a small glovebox sized notepad.
I made 2 columns - Men and Women.
For every eye-popping stunt, a hashmark was awarded. I kept the log entries religiously when we were together in the car. We had a lot of laughs being "on the lookout" to try to "improve" the other gender's score. Sometimes 2 marks were awarded, by mutual agreement, for compound violations.
After 1 year, can you believe the final tally of the columns was within 5 hashmarks? AND GUESS WHO LOST?
Don't believe me? Get a notebook going for just a month or two, and enjoy the laughs.

[FinanceDude]

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Originally Posted by freebird5825 True story - MY LH used to spout stuff like this to see if he could get a rise out of me. No chance. Being a data freak and loving the challenge of being able to say ITYS, I kept a log for one year of the number of stupid things performed behind the wheel. I used a small glovebox sized notepad. I made 2 columns - Men and Women. For every eye-popping stunt, a hashmark was awarded. I kept the log entries religiously when we were together in the car. We had a lot of laughs being "on the lookout" to try to "improve" the other gender's score. Sometimes 2 marks were awarded, by mutual agreement, for compound violations. After 1 year, can you believe the final tally of the columns was within 5 hashmarks? AND GUESS WHO LOST? Don't believe me? Get a notebook going for just a month or two, and enjoy the laughs.

I don't need statistical data, I just state stuff as fact. However, DW scares me when she drives. The larger the vehicle, the faster she drives.........