Sued for noisy sex?

[freebird5825]

Girlfriend I came thisclose to posting the same comment but chickened out . DH is egging me on to tell about how we almost got thrown out of a hotel while traveling in South America. I'll behave myself though.

Oh no you don't....DH is absolutely positively correct.

Secrets are like candy in grade school...if you have some, you have to share.

 

[Cattusbabe]

Thanks your no help. Lets just say next morning DH walked around the hotel looking like this doof. I wanted a burka.

 

[haha]

I believe that some women have no real control over their sounds once their orgasm starts. I think the neighbors should just handle their envy and deal with it.

Many men would consider being with someone like this to be a peak life experience.

Ha

 

[freebird5825]

Thanks your no help. Lets just say next morning DH walked around the hotel looking like this doof. I wanted a burka.

My hero...Bob livin' large.

And now...the rest of the story...j/k

 

[Cattusbabe]

I believe that some women have no real control over their sounds once their orgasm starts. I think the neighbors should just handle their envy and deal with it.

Many men would consider being with someone like this to be a peak life experience.

Ha

Ha, DH read this over my shoulder and said that its a shame you aren't here so he could give you a high five.

 

[haha]

Ha, DH read this over my shoulder and said that its a shame you aren't here so he could give you a high five.

Tell him that I make a toast to you both. "May love and pleasure continue to fill your days to overflowing. ¡Salud!"

 

[calmloki]

May all find compatible partners in this world.

Michelle Thompson who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome finds man who satisfies her | The Daily Telegraph

 

[REWahoo]

A priceless quote from the article:

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

 

[HFWR]

A priceless quote from the article:

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

Hmmm hmmm...

 

[W2R]

A priceless quote from the article:

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

Well I don't blame her! Those doggone sexy biscuit-making machines, mixing and rumbling and grinding - - worse than porn, I swear.

(JUST KIDDING!)

 

[Orchidflower]

There was a documentary on tv recently that mentioned this affliction. I can't imagine what a drag that would be to be shaking and quaking at your desk at work all the time. No thanks.
However, I would like to meet Bob livin' large sometime..har!

 

[TromboneAl]

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

I can think of a good profession for someone with her condition.

 

[Orchidflower]

Sadly, I agree with you, TromboneAl. Poor girl....I can't imagine how that would handicap you in life really. Think about it. You couldn't possibly have a normal life at all--unless you consider standing in the Starbucks line shivering and moaning a good time.

 

[Cattusbabe]

"Then in May she met Andrew, who is divorced, who lives over the road in Nelson, Lancashire, England.
"I did worry that he would grow tired of me like everyone else, but when I told him he laughed and said he would burn me out first," she said."


Just goes to show there is a sock for every shoe.
If this relationship does not work out she should consider polyandry.

PS, If they are doing the do ten times a day when do they get anything else done?

 

[FinanceDude]

TG the article was about someone overseas...for a minute there I thought dh2b and I had been "outed".

Premarital sex? Say it ain't so!! Living in sin??

 

[Orchidflower]

Multiple relationships would seem to be the answer for this gal I agree, but how does she have time to work? Wash clothes? Just basic stuff? I just feel sorry for her....and so glad it's her and not me.

 

[Moemg]

I just feel sorry for her....and so glad it's her and not me.

I would not mind a week or two of the syndrome in a milder form .

 

[REWahoo]

I would not mind a week or two of the syndrome in a milder form .

You know where you might find a temp job working at a biscuit factory?

 

[TromboneAl]

Seriously, do you think that she could enjoy work as a prostitute? I'm not saying that prostitutes enjoy sex, but maybe in her case? I'm not saying that desperate horny, smelly older men are a turn on, but if Randy from Lancashire doesn't work out...

 

[kumquat]

but how does she have time to work? Wash clothes?

Unlike many women, doesn't she get off on washing clothes?

 

[calmloki]

Seriously, do you think that she could enjoy work as a prostitute? I'm not saying that prostitutes enjoy sex, but maybe in her case? I'm not saying that desperate horny, smelly older men are a turn on, but if Randy from Lancashire doesn't work out...

i'm slow, but Randy? Randy?!

 

[audreyh1]

May all find compatible partners in this world.

Michelle Thompson who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome finds man who satisfies her | The Daily Telegraph

Well, I'm sure glad she found her fella!

But I don't get why she even needs a partner. If it's so darn easy for her to climax, does she really need much help? Certainly not to the point of burn-out for the poor guy.

Audrey

 

[haha]

Seriously, do you think that she could enjoy work as a prostitute? I'm not saying that prostitutes enjoy sex, but maybe in her case? I'm not saying that desperate horny, smelly older men are a turn on, but if Randy from Lancashire doesn't work out...

Hey! Mind your manners!

 

[haha]

Unlike many women, doesn't she get off on washing clothes?

I know a gal who has a specially warm relationship with her washer. She deliberately unbalances the load.

Ha

 

[bbbamI]

if Randy from Lancashire doesn't work out...

One thing for sure...he's getting a work out. I hope he drinks plenty of water...