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This upcoming TX festival isn't canceled
07-20-2020, 11:50 AM
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This upcoming TX festival isn't canceled
Good to know covid-19 hasn't forced these folks to cut out the Texas Testicle Festival.
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If you are coronavirus free, organizers of the Texas Testicle Festival say you are more than welcome to come out and have a ball at the Aug. 1 event in Fredericksburg.
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Sure, it seems nuts, but come Aug. 1 what are you gonad do?
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07-20-2020, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by REWahoo
what are you gonad do?
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07-20-2020, 12:12 PM
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Fed deep fried sheep testicles to my SIL decades ago. Told her they were popcorn shrimp.
Grudge remains firmly in place.
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07-20-2020, 12:13 PM
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Takes some real stones to still brave going to this festival. I guess they’ve all had negative Covid testes.
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07-20-2020, 12:16 PM
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If I'm passing through Fredericksburg in August, I'll remember not to pick-up a "sack lunch".
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07-20-2020, 12:16 PM
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I usually go for the goat milking competition, and of course, those tasty fried lamb testicles (that kind of have a shrimp flavor).
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07-20-2020, 12:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REWahoo
Sure, it seems nuts, but come Aug. 1 what are you gonad do?
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Keep an eye on the family jewels. While you’re there don’t stand close to anyone with a knife.
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07-20-2020, 12:40 PM
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I could predict the posters in threads like this one with 99% accuracy.
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07-20-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by harley
I could predict the posters in threads like this one with 99% accuracy.
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Maybe you should start a poll?
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07-20-2020, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by harley
I could predict the posters in threads like this one with 99% accuracy.
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Is it because you are really good...or we are really bad?
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07-20-2020, 01:06 PM
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I have a membership list of the Bad Punsters of the World club.
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07-20-2020, 01:34 PM
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Isn't this down your way? Mountain oysters!
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07-21-2020, 08:35 AM
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If you go to the festival make sure you stop by the tent where you can dip the testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
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07-21-2020, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by firemediceric
If you go to the festival make sure you stop by the tent where you can dip the testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
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Miniature disco balls?
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07-21-2020, 08:40 AM
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07-21-2020, 08:42 AM
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07-21-2020, 09:27 AM
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Don't eat any rocky road ice cream at the festival.
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07-21-2020, 09:39 AM
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If you go and want to have a ball playing ball, be sure to bring gloves.
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07-21-2020, 09:42 AM
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Best laughs of the day!
This is why I so enjoy all of you on the forum
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07-21-2020, 10:04 AM
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I think my dog is OK to take long to the festival since he's already been "clipped".
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