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Old 07-20-2020, 11:50 AM   #1
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This upcoming TX festival isn't canceled

Good to know covid-19 hasn't forced these folks to cut out the Texas Testicle Festival.

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If you are coronavirus free, organizers of the Texas Testicle Festival say you are more than welcome to come out and have a ball at the Aug. 1 event in Fredericksburg.
Sure, it seems nuts, but come Aug. 1 what are you gonad do?
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Old 07-20-2020, 12:07 PM   #2
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Fed deep fried sheep testicles to my SIL decades ago. Told her they were popcorn shrimp.
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Takes some real stones to still brave going to this festival. I guess they’ve all had negative Covid testes.
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If I'm passing through Fredericksburg in August, I'll remember not to pick-up a "sack lunch".
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I usually go for the goat milking competition, and of course, those tasty fried lamb testicles (that kind of have a shrimp flavor).
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Sure, it seems nuts, but come Aug. 1 what are you gonad do?
Keep an eye on the family jewels. While you’re there don’t stand close to anyone with a knife.
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I could predict the posters in threads like this one with 99% accuracy.
Maybe you should start a poll?
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Is it because you are really good...or we are really bad?
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If you go to the festival make sure you stop by the tent where you can dip the testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
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If you go to the festival make sure you stop by the tent where you can dip the testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
Miniature disco balls?
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I think my dog is OK to take long to the festival since he's already been "clipped".
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