This why you have spare keys

[Notmuchlonger]

Man handcuffs wife to bed, loses key - Weird news- msnbc.com

Amateurs

 

[Bestwifeever]

Man handcuffs wife to bed, loses key - Weird news- msnbc.com

Amateurs

Wait, was I in Michigan this morning?

 

[bbbamI]

A little Wesson Oil will do the trick...don't ask me how I know that...

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Instead of Wesson. Can you use a generic canola oil?

 

[dex]

A little Wesson Oil will do the trick...don't ask me how I know that...

And I thought it was KY jelly.
Or is Wesson Oil part of frugal living?

 

[bbbamI]

Wesson Oil is very versatile...no one should be without it. I like the brand name....YMMV

 

[2soon2tell]

I'm from the south. We use Mazola.

 

[FIRE'd@51]

Wait, was I in Michigan this morning?

You continue to live up to your username.