Wedding-Related Story

[TromboneAl]

Here's something that doesn't happen every day:

Wedding Mishap

 

[Lazarus]

Had a cousin in-law that had a wedding. Invited people from out of town. Everyone was there. Minister shows up and asks to see the license. No license. Bride and Groom got into an argument that they each though the other had got it. Minister conducts the ceremony (not valid). Later they get married for real after getting a license. (Of course they both have to be there to get it.)

Not as good as the Bride getting stuck together with the Best man but still would have been fun to see.

 

[Nords]

Here's something that doesn't happen every day...

Talk about concentration & endurance in the face of adversity! Who needs Viagra?!?

 

[REWahoo]

Wedding Mishap

Called a doctor?! What, didn't anyone have a water hose?

REW

 

[VoyT]

I'd say they're both lucky the groom didn't have a gun .....

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Hell with a gun, how about that big knife they use to cut the cake with...

 

[VoyT]

    I suppose there could be a logistical problem, unless it was a very long knife

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Not at all. It just might require multiple cutting motions and perhaps a good kick to loosen things up a little bit.

 

[haha]

I understand that the groom must have felt humiliated. Still, I wonder if he might some day look back on what he left behind.

Have to admit she demonstrates an impressive pudendal power.

haha

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I believe I have a photo of said bride just prior to the indiscretion...if not, then this is clealy another quality woman.

 

[REWahoo]

Have to admit she demonstrates an impressive pudendal power.

I can see the headline in tomorrow's paper:

Bush Exercises Pudendal Powers

REW

 

[Nords]

... then this is clealy another quality woman.

I'm more concerned about the direction of the flow! 

Do kegs come with reverse-flow check valves?

"Hey, Mom, can we look through your wedding album?"

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Something tells me the reverse flow valve isnt necessary. You dont have yourself put in that sort of a position unless you're quite confident of your suction abilities. But what do I know?

 

[Nords]

Something tells me the reverse flow valve isnt necessary.  You dont have yourself put in that sort of a position unless you're quite confident of your suction abilities.  But what do I know?

Me either, I just feel sorry for the next guy to try to draw a cold frothy one off that kegger...

Hey, I'm talking about the BEER, guys.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Ok, if we're going to go overboard...

I can tell you EXACTLY what the guy holding the spigot for her is thinking...

 

[HFWR]

Ok, if we're going to go overboard...

Is there another way?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Not from where I'm standing...er...sitting...

 

[laurence]

Ok, if we're going to go overboard...

I can tell you EXACTLY what the guy holding the spigot for her is thinking...

"where can I get that lovely Tiara?" ?

O.K., maybe something like, "I already tapped the keg..." o.k. stopping now.

 

[Mr._johngalt]

"where can I get that lovely Tiara?" ?

O.K., maybe something like, "I already tapped the keg..." o.k. stopping now. 

I don't have any wedding related stories, which is odd. My first (groom)
was just a blur (I was 20). My second took place at The Flamingo in
Las Vegas. Quite nice. My oldest daughter's was lovely (almost
flawless really and even came in on budget). The one thing I do recall
is buying several cases of wine at the "close out" table for the
reception. The country club where it was held wouldn't let me bring it in
(understandable). No matter, we drank it up in short order after
the wedding was history.

JG