When is it not appropriate to order a martini?

[Elderdude]

God! I love this forum sometimes!

 

[BunsGettingFirm]

But if a womans boobs are deflating you shouldnt notice because you should be looking her in the eyes.

I'm safe. I'm a fan of the Brazilian butt, unless the woman has eyes on the back of her head...

 

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I'm safe. I'm a fan of the Brazilian butt, unless the woman has eyes on the back of her head...

Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?

Anyway, if I happen to be waiting for a bus late Friday afternoon I like to entertain myself seeing all the little sweeties in their heels clicking out, all fluffed for the weekend. Ah, that one is a redhead! ¡Un gran milagro! And that brunette with the tight curls on her head, ¿como parece ella?

Dream, dream dream dream. Women my age usually aren't into beaver styling.


Ha

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?

Anyway, if I happen to be waiting for a bus late Friday afternoon I like to entertain myself seeing all the little sweeties in their heels clicking out, all fluffed for the weekend. Ah, that one is a redhead! ¡Un gran milagro! And that brunette with the tight curls on her head, ¿como parece ella?

Dream, dream dream dream. Women my age usually aren't into beaver styling.


Ha

You are single. Chat them up. Promise, dinner,dancing, romance. Work your magic senor Haha.

 

[bank5]

Well, I was disappointed that they didn't have vermouth there. I wound up going with 10 and tonic instead. It might be a good thing though because unlike most 80 proof gin, Tenquery 10 is 94 proof. 2 of those could have floored me.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

I'm safe. I'm a fan of the Brazilian butt, unless the woman has eyes on the back of her head...

Well, i think every fine lady has eyes in the back of their head.

Ahem.

 

[FinallyRetired]

2 of those could have floored me.

And you know they didn't because ...

 

[Sarah in SC]

You are single. Chat them up. Promise, dinner,dancing, romance. Work your magic senor Haha.

I keep pitching to my single childfree friends to the benefits of older men. Especially those that already have grown children and don't need a second family.

Younger guys don't have the "smoooooooth" that you older ones have!

 

[FUEGO]

Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?

Not sure if this question was intended to be sarcasm, but bees make wax, wax is used in waxing. I don't think bees wax is actually used in hair removal waxing, but it is symbolic I suppose.

 

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Not sure if this question was intended to be sarcasm, but bees make wax, wax is used in waxing. I don't think bees wax is actually used in hair removal waxing, but it is symbolic I suppose.

Not sarcastic. I walk by every day, and the bee makes me think of hurt. I never thought of your suggestion, which is certainly correct. I have a friend who is a waxer, and she says the more complete treatments hurt a lot.

Ha

 

[FUEGO]

Not sarcastic. I walk by every day, and the bee makes me think of hurt. I never thought of your suggestion, which is certainly correct.

It could stand for "hurt" or "sting" or "burn" all of which would be applicable. But probably bad marketing. So I would go with "wax".

 

[Khan]

I like to have a Martini,
Two at the very most;
Three, I'm under the table,
Four I'm under my host!
--Dorothy Parker

 

[RonBoyd]