Without reading the article, I'll guess that a good alternate title is:
"Oil is expensive! The sky is falling!"
I'm only mildly curious if I guessed right, and then only to up my ignore poster count to 14.
"At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us when we say there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough, and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events, may in fact be the first steps of a journey." Violet Baudelaire.