Onion: Health-Club Employee Stops Going To Work

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This made me laugh out loud in that funny-true sorta way:

Health-Club Employee Stops Going To Work After Two Weeks
June 16, 2006 | Issue 42•25

MONTCLAIR, NJ—Only two weeks after signing up as an employee at Onward Health And Fitness, area resident Jennifer Lazar, initially enthusiastic about shedding excess debt in time for summer, has already lost interest in her "tedious" five-day work routine, sources reported Friday. ...

Full article here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49560

After 5 years of not working myself, this schedule would have been too much for me also! - I would have probably dumped the cat as well!