Looks like an opportunity for a retired lawyer to spring into action...
About 40 yeas ago I was living in South Jersey and became a Phillies fan. The team and partnered with the Tasty Kake company to give out free halter-tops on a lady's day effort. The bosom-holders had the company's slogan across the front-"All the good things wrapped in one."
Local controversy by folks in the community required them to cancel the give-away.
I wonder if they had to ship all of those things to a third world country as a charitable write-off?
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