cbo111
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Sorry, long post, but condensing it would not allow you to fully share in the experience. I found this story both amusing and frustrating.
First off, I finally decided to begin taking SS at age 62, purely for the fun of blowing each check on something fun for myself and those around me. Having read threads right here on ER about how easy it was to sign up online, something like 15 minutes tops, right?
I tried to establish a SS account online but never got to the second registration screen, with no explanation. After numerous attempts over the course of about an hour, I called the SS helpline and after about 40 minutes listening to some cool easy listening tunes, a friendly person tells me, "Oh, you probably have your credit locked, so we cannot access the Equifax database to ask you some key questions to confirm you are you." She's says I will have to unlock my credit for the online SS registration process to proceed.
Ok, I am retired with lots of free time. Off I go to contact my friends at Equifax. Any of you with personal experience dealing with Equifax will recognize my tongue in cheek. After getting placed on hold for about 20 minutes, the Equifax rep apologized profusely and said they would need to verify my identification by asking a few questions. One of the questions was, "when did you complete your first credit freeze?" I don't know the answer to this question, maybe 10 years ago. So I flunked their verification test. No kidding! She recommended I establish an online "myequifax.com" account, whereupon I can take care of credit freeze and unfreeze easy peasy. After a short break to take a nap, I attempt to create a "myequifax.com" account. I type in all kinds of very sensitive data and get to the "submit" button. The next screen says "we are unable to process your application at this time. Please try again later." No reason as to why the machine could not complete my application.
Now I am fully committed to this adventure.
I call back to the help line and another very pleasant rep gives me a number to call to resolve this issue. I call this number, but it turns out to be another roboperson asking me the same question that I failed miserably answering earlier in part one of this saga.
So I return to the Equifax website and I notice a little "chat now" button. Almost a real human to communicate with, I am delighted! I type in my issue and am immediately told to call back that previous number and, when prompted, enter one, then three, then O. I do as my chatbot friend instructed and, whoopie, I get a real human! I explain my desire to unlock my credit for a few days so I can start my SS. Meanwhile, the DW has actually found a hard copy of what quite possible was our first time freezing the credit. Good thing she collects that kind of stuff, because I do not. When the young lady gets to the dubious question, I proudly spit out the date and after a brief pause, she announces "I have now validated you are who you are, I can help you lift your credit for a week. After about two minutes she said "all done, your confirmation number is xxxxxxxxxx." I am truly elated.
Now, back to the SS website to get my much-deserved compensation. Remember, that was my initial quest after all. I dutifully type in all the sensitive information, and get through the two or three screens and finally get to the "submit" Bam! I get a message that says. "We are sorry that we cannot complete your application. Please try again in 24 hours." Twenty four hours. WTF?
I guess an appointment at the SS office is inevitable.
My day is shot, time for dinner and a little pickleball to unwind the knot in my brain.
First off, I finally decided to begin taking SS at age 62, purely for the fun of blowing each check on something fun for myself and those around me. Having read threads right here on ER about how easy it was to sign up online, something like 15 minutes tops, right?
I tried to establish a SS account online but never got to the second registration screen, with no explanation. After numerous attempts over the course of about an hour, I called the SS helpline and after about 40 minutes listening to some cool easy listening tunes, a friendly person tells me, "Oh, you probably have your credit locked, so we cannot access the Equifax database to ask you some key questions to confirm you are you." She's says I will have to unlock my credit for the online SS registration process to proceed.
Ok, I am retired with lots of free time. Off I go to contact my friends at Equifax. Any of you with personal experience dealing with Equifax will recognize my tongue in cheek. After getting placed on hold for about 20 minutes, the Equifax rep apologized profusely and said they would need to verify my identification by asking a few questions. One of the questions was, "when did you complete your first credit freeze?" I don't know the answer to this question, maybe 10 years ago. So I flunked their verification test. No kidding! She recommended I establish an online "myequifax.com" account, whereupon I can take care of credit freeze and unfreeze easy peasy. After a short break to take a nap, I attempt to create a "myequifax.com" account. I type in all kinds of very sensitive data and get to the "submit" button. The next screen says "we are unable to process your application at this time. Please try again later." No reason as to why the machine could not complete my application.
Now I am fully committed to this adventure.
I call back to the help line and another very pleasant rep gives me a number to call to resolve this issue. I call this number, but it turns out to be another roboperson asking me the same question that I failed miserably answering earlier in part one of this saga.
So I return to the Equifax website and I notice a little "chat now" button. Almost a real human to communicate with, I am delighted! I type in my issue and am immediately told to call back that previous number and, when prompted, enter one, then three, then O. I do as my chatbot friend instructed and, whoopie, I get a real human! I explain my desire to unlock my credit for a few days so I can start my SS. Meanwhile, the DW has actually found a hard copy of what quite possible was our first time freezing the credit. Good thing she collects that kind of stuff, because I do not. When the young lady gets to the dubious question, I proudly spit out the date and after a brief pause, she announces "I have now validated you are who you are, I can help you lift your credit for a week. After about two minutes she said "all done, your confirmation number is xxxxxxxxxx." I am truly elated.
Now, back to the SS website to get my much-deserved compensation. Remember, that was my initial quest after all. I dutifully type in all the sensitive information, and get through the two or three screens and finally get to the "submit" Bam! I get a message that says. "We are sorry that we cannot complete your application. Please try again in 24 hours." Twenty four hours. WTF?
I guess an appointment at the SS office is inevitable.
My day is shot, time for dinner and a little pickleball to unwind the knot in my brain.
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