How do you know if the stage is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on the dashboard?
So he can park in the handicapped spots.
Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?
Drummers are generally believed to be mentally handicapped. Cop sees the drumsticks, knows that he deserves to park in the handicapped spot.