Oww! I feel for ya!
Here are some of my suggestions, none of them will set you on the course to becoming a spineless bootlick:
1. Your job in the early AM is to get her out the door on time, or earlier. This may mean a little help here or there, or it may mean
staying out of the way! It is
NOT the time to bring up issues of discussion, new ideas or anything else of the sort! Don't do it! Wrong time!
2. Clothes - Towels are pretty much indestructible, as you know. So, become the Captain of Towels. You decide when to wash and dry them. Err slightly on the side of energy
in-efficiency and do them often enough, so there is no "I have to do it myself!" type of self-righteous behavior out of DW. Fold and deliver them to their proper places promptly after drying them. Don't expect a thank you. You are doing it to please yourself.
If it settles down after weeks, ask her if you could take on just a liitle bit more washing duties, but just a little bit more as you need to get the hang of it. If she says no, just say OK without any attitude.
3. When you didn't do whatever good enough for her - Say, "I'm Sorry", without an attitude... and
say NOTHING more about it. If you were a bit sloppy, try to do better the next time. But if you
did it well but still got a complaint, just carry on.
4. Don't expect Thank You's - It would be nice to get them, I give them, hopefully you give them too. But if you don't get them, don't call attention to your handiwork, just proceed. You are your own boss. If
You are happy with what you did, it probably
is good enough. So bask quietly in a job well done. Come back here to the forum to get encouragement if you need it!
I'll give you an "atta boy" anytime!
5. You still are a go-to guy. Many years of experience and ability have developed that. If you have a few particularly irritating mannerisms, try to ID them and work on them. But no need to re-invent a different person, no reason to whack yourself in the head with a hammer to try to be a dummy now.