Last week we had our wood floors refinished. On Wednesday the guy who's doing the work came with a roomba story. While he was at our house working, his dog got sick and dumped diarrhea at both the front door and the back door. His roomba sucked as much of it up as it could while tracking the rest all over the house.
"Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy, she'll beat you if she's able.
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet" -- The Eagles, Desperado