Re: Everyday memos (here's one to confirm your next lunch date)
Okay, this is excessive, but it's on-topic. I drafted this fun little memo one day (yes, on company time) to confirm lunch plans with a friend. That's all this mumbo-jumbo does: it confirms lunch plans.
This correspondence is intended to serve the purpose of being the final, complete, and comprehensive memorialization ("Memorialization") of the negotiated verbal agreement (the "Agreement") that has heretofore been reached by the self-represented parties hereinabove referenced (to-wit, one [INSERT NAME] (the "Party of the First Part") and one [INSERT NAME] (the "Party of the Second Part") (collectively, the "Parties") regarding the nutritional sustenance action plan (the "Plan"). Pursuant to the Agreement, for which no consideration was requested or tendered by either the Party of the First Part or the Party of the Second Part, and during the negotiation time period of which both Parties were accorded full and fair opportunity to express points of predilection, predisposition, or, if applicable, disquietude or preposession regarding the aforementioned Plan, the Party of the First Part and the Party of the Second Part have both, after independent evaluation and analysis of pertinent mission-critical data, arrived at an amicable understanding regarding the logistical specifications and circumstantialities (viz., time, geographical location, and routes of perambulation thereto (though this listing is not to intended by the drafter of this Memorialization to be taken as an all-inclusive listing thereof)) appertaining to the Parties' intended implementation of said Plan. Exact specification of such specifications and circumstantialities being unnecessary for the limited purpose of this Memorialization of said Plan, and gratuitous or supererogatory verbosity being an attribute implicitly, if not explicitly, recognized by both Parties as being mutually deleterious for certain reasons which may, at the discretion of either one or both but not neither of the Parties, be more fully outlined at an as-yet-to-be-determined future point in the extant time continuum, logistical specifications and circumstantialities are not to be herein described. As a surrogate for description herein of said logistical specifications and circumstantialities, the previously-described Agreement is to be accorded its full due. Given the undisputed nature of the incontrovertible fact that successful Plan implementation is inextricably intertwined with mutual good faith efforts to ensure Plan implementation occurs in an orderly manner and according to already agreed-upon logistical specifications and circumstantialities, the Party of the First Part, as drafter of this Memorandum, hereby formally declares both of the following: (1) self-intention to ensure that future functioning by the Party of the First Part is in complete accordance, to no more than the extent possible, with the previously referenced (though not specifically herein-described) logistical specifications and circumstantialities, and, in addition, (2) solemn desire that the Party of the Second Part intends likewise to ensure that future functioning by the Party of the Second Part is similarly in accordance with those Plan-related logistical specifications and circumstantialities which were fully verbally and orally manifested by the Agreement.