[FONT="]"There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, verbally, and by hand. [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT="] This virus is called *Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer* (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
[/FONT] [FONT="] If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as *Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract* (WINE) or *Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter* (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system."[/FONT]
