Not enough room for signatures

[brewer12345]

Could I please get a whopping 3 lines for my sig? A ot to ask, I know...

 

[TromboneAl]

Yes, then we can find out WTF his quote is about.

Them syreens did this to Brewer. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

 

[brewer12345]

C'mon Al, surely you remember the opening scene where US McGill asks his fellow travellers if they can help him get his shackles off? Seemed fitting for me still working.

 

[TromboneAl]

Seemed fitting for me still working.

You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.

 

[brewer12345]

A million point two dollars... five hundred thousand a piece!

 

[bright eyed]

curiouser and curiouser

 

[brewer12345]

See y'all in the funny papers.

 

[BigMoneyJim]

What does he know? He's just a crazy old man.

 

[sgeeeee]

What does he know? He's just a crazy old man.

My head hurts.