I thought the thread was going to be about magazines that keep sending you "Final Offer! Renew your subscription right away before it's too late!" notices when your 3-year subscription still has two years to run. The New Yorker keeps doing that to us. (The part about "expires 2013" is in 5-point agate type that we old people can barely see).
If you understood everything I say, you'd be me ~ Miles Davis
'There is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your own way.’ Christopher Morley.
It involved a mannequin hand, and an electric shaver taped to a golf club! - "The Other Guys"