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Originally Posted by JoeWras
I can't help but think... They say that as we age, we revert back to a child like state.
One of the first things children get really, really excited about is the control of their bodily waste functions.
So, here we are, a bunch of old farts, excited about bodily waste functions.
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So, not exactly limited to older people. A reddit search on "bodily functions" returned a vast list of threads covering every conceivable human emission. A sample of topics: hacking into other people's BF's, a Japanese poop museum, betrayed by your BF's in public, a toilet documentary...the list goes on!
Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, be thankful it's a yawn.
r/Showerthoughts
The fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies
r/Showerthoughts
What information about women’s anatomy/bodily functions shocked you the most?
What is the strangest change/thing about your bodily functions that you’ve discovered since getting older?
r/askOuija’s audience can be described as lazy and unintelligent teenage slackers who do nothing but _______ all day and are easily amused by bodily functions and dirty jokes.
Do NOT talk about bodily functions in the workplace no matter how “natural” they are.
Reminder to eat food in order to power yr basic bodily functionsi.redd.it/lwsfbf...
What’s the most inappropriate time you’ve sneezed, coughed, or been effected by some other normal bodily function?
r/AskReddit
You can hold and release bodily functions like sneezes, coughs, tears, and farts. You can also send this function to any person you've made eye contact with in the past week.
r/godtiersuperpowers
You get to gain a super power of choice, but you are required to trade in one bodily function to do so. (Examples: the ability to walk, talk, speak, etc.) What are you choosing, and what are you trading in exchange for your new found powers?
r/AskReddit
What bodily function do you HATE doing, for what reason?
r/AskReddit
What was your most embarrassing moment involving perfectly natural bodily functions?
r/AskReddit
Rupaul when he sees a perfectly normal female bodily functionmedia1.tenor.com/images...
r/rupaulsdragrace
What is the worst time a bodily function betrayed you?
r/AskReddit
I wish the sounds of bodily functions were replaced with the name of that bodily function.
r/TheMonkeysPaw
Since we're all fascinated by bodily functions on this sub - here's a documentary about toilets!youtube.com/watch?...
r/CasualIreland
Which of your bodily functions would you pay someone else to do for you?
r/AskReddit
What is the most useless bodily function on your opinion and why?
r/AskReddit
[World] - Japanese poop museum turns bodily function into a ‘cute’ and fun exhibition for children and adults alike | South China Morning Postscmp.com/news/a...
r/AutoNewspaper
What is the most useless bodily function on your opinion and why?
r/AskReddit
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I think taking a monster dump is the most satisfying bodily function.
r/unpopularopinion
You can hack into people’s bodies and can either destroy, add, or alter their bodily functions etc, just like a computer.
r/godtiersuperpowers
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She's Crafty: The Breeders' Kelley Deal talks knitting, nudity and Steve Albini's bodily functions [May 2008]riverfronttimes.com/stloui...
Interview
r/thebreeders
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The person who coined the term 'everyone is beautiful on the inside' probably never understood how the bodily functions works.
r/Showerthoughts
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How much would our lives change if we could control our bodily functions at will?
r/AskReddit
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Normal reactions to bodily functions are stupid.
r/unpopularopinion
ELI5: How does stress affect our bodily functions?
Biology
r/explainlikeimfive
0
[WP] You survived an accident by forcing your heart to keep beating. In order to continue living, you now have to manually trigger your bodily functions.
Writing Prompt
r/WritingPrompts
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Three bodily functions at once!
r/pregnant
You have to create a new unique bodily function what is it?
r/AskReddit
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If you could never die, it would suck to find out that doesn’t extend to losing limbs or other bodily functions.
r/Showerthoughts
My erect dick changes size during certain bodily functions.
Humour
r/bigdickproblems
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You suddenly gain complete control of all your bodily functions. How do you use that to your advantage?
r/AskReddit
You know everything and anything anyone would want to know about, but you have severe Alzheimer’s, causing you to forget about things such as; what your address is, what the names of your close family members are, and forgetting how to preform natural bodily functions like how to use the bathroom.
r/shittysuperpowers
My mom and dad shame me constantly for having bodily functions and a menstrual cycle
[Advice Request]
r/raisedbynarcissists
Bodily functions are weird
r/Showerthoughts
Why are some normal bodily functions, e.g. sneezing or a runny nose, acceptable in public, while others, such as farting or burping, are stigmatized?
r/AskReddit
Elevators are a pact of people unanimously agreeing that will preform no bodily functions, awkward social situations and be on high alert to keep body contact to a minimum.
r/Showerthoughts
What is the worst time a bodily function betrayed you?
r/askweb