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Old 05-11-2020, 07:37 PM   #21
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I am hoping that covid will die
Gonna have me a big slice of pie!
But the virus will win
because we have sinned
and the Earth will bid us bye-bye
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Old 05-11-2020, 07:45 PM   #22
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Show up with Corona
and you're Non Grata Persona
They won't even ask
If you're wearing a mask
You'll end up just being a loner
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How come none of the limericks rhyme with Nantucket in them?
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Old 05-11-2020, 07:58 PM   #24
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Those who cry Wuhan
While dancing the Can-Can
And make sure they eat
Before washing their meat
Soon realize how it began
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There once was a boy from Daytona
Who thought he had caught the Corona
His temperature rose
He got COVID toes
And can no longer run at Pamplona
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Old 05-11-2020, 08:01 PM   #26
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There once was a boy from Daytona
Who thought he had caught the Corona
His temperature rose
He got COVID toes
And can no longer run at Pamplona
Excellent!!
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I used to have fun
but with covid there is none
so I try to enjoy the time
by sipping fine wine
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Old 05-11-2020, 08:39 PM   #28
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How come none of the limericks rhyme with Nantucket in them?
Challenge accepted!!

There was a man in Nantucket
wore his mask so long
He wanted to chuck it

But he knew if he did
Hed get the Covid

By golly, that virus can
Suck it.
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There was an old hermit named Dave
Who had a young thing in his cave
She was minus one lung and slightly depraved
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There was a young man from Nantucket
No fear of the virus, he said "shuck it"
So he partied with friends
all the way to the end
His remains now reside in a bucket
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My girlfriend said I had some nerve
she slapped me and called me a perve,
it wasn't a pass
I was not being crass
merely trying to flatten the curve.
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For an end to corona there's hope
but lot's of the people say nope
they know it's a lie
and they're ready to die
hang themselves if given enough rope
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The covid is costing a lot
taken all of the things that we got
we're poor as a mouse
and we're loosing the house
so we're gonna get drunk as a sot
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There was a fine poet named Robbie
Who took to rhyming as a hobby
When he contracted the flu
He knew not what to do
When the clinic said "wait in the lobby"
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To enter you must have a mask
to complete such a small easy task
as getting some food
if your in the mood
six feet is all that we ask.
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In lockdown I put on some weight,
Because of the food that I ate,
So I bought a bike,
Went out to hike,
Still heavy, I guess its just fate.
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There was an old man with Covid,
Spent his nights sequestered watching El-Cid,
Then Hur, Ben
Over and over again
Until his impressions of Heston were lucid
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There was a girl named Verona
Who loved all the boys from Pamplona
They all did the task
But none wore a mask
And now they all have the corona
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A randy boy went on vacation
But was forced into self isolation
He had lots of purell
And handled himself well
Inspired by computer animation
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Warning: Contains references to English sport

The boy stood in the Covid ward,
playing a game of cricket.
A germ shot up his trouser leg,
and stumped his middle wicket.
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