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Old 05-11-2020, 02:00 PM   #1
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There was young maid from LaFrance
Who grew tired of social distance
So she took off her mask
And breathed her last gasp
Covid ended her lonely existence
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Old 05-11-2020, 02:16 PM   #2
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There was once a young lady from Brizes
Who had Coronas of two different sizes
One was so small, it was nothing at all
But the other was large and won Prizes!!
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There was an old woman from Rome
So afraid that she never left home
After the ban
In came her clan
To find her dead on the throne
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I am an itinerant hobo
this Covid is killing my mojo
Shelter in place
Is such a disgrace
It's freedom to roam or go loco
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Old 05-11-2020, 04:25 PM   #6
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A man with a weakness for cheese
Ate some brie and then started to wheeze.
He refused to admit
‘Twas a Covid-type fit.
His autopsy-doc disagrees
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Old 05-11-2020, 04:39 PM   #7
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This covid is just such a drag
It's making me mean as a hag
Hoarders have taken it all
for months now I recall
So I'm using a brown paper bag
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Old 05-11-2020, 04:43 PM   #8
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To ward off those germs from afar
I’m using a tatty old bra
It can’t be a task
To make a face mask
I’ll model it like a film star!

But sewing skills, none to be had -
My home made mask looks very bad
No way does it fit
I look a right tit
My husband won’t wear his, I’m glad!
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Old 05-11-2020, 04:45 PM   #9
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This virus has so changed our days-
For sure, we are all in a daze.
At home, stuck alone-
Thank God for the phone
to visit loved ones on displays.

Our freedom, for granted, we took-
Now, some of our pleasures forsook.
Unseen enemy
Achieved infamy-
Has stolen good lives like a crook!
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Old 05-11-2020, 05:08 PM   #10
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Ok. I'm done...

This COVID has given me strife
But now it's ending it's life
But I haven't won
Cause it isn't done
It looks like it just got my wife!
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There was a virus named corona
It spread ‘round the world and to Kona
But one fact for sure
There is no good cure
And it could put you into a coma
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This covid disease really sucks
No time for giggles and yucks
Gotta run through the stores
Barricade all your doors
Till they take your remains in a truck
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This covid ain't no silly joke
It's making us all very broke
And when we retire
a good life we do aspire
Instead covid will make us all croak
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My girlfriend said I had some nerve
she slapped me and called me a perve,
it wasn't a pass
I was not being crass
merely trying to flatten the curve.
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Old 05-11-2020, 06:26 PM   #15
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Just sitting here trying to think
Surrounded by terrible stink
Oh what do I do
when I am through
Cause my last roll just fell in the sink
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Stop saving, start spending your dough
Covid is here don't you know
You planned 30 years
Get ready for tears
You'll be gone in five if it's slow
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Covid is big in the news
It's really giving me blues
the numbers of die'ers
keeps getting higher
Thank God it's essential there's booze!
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Covid is bad that's no lie
Good thing to do is get high
You can follow the rules
but your still gonna lose
No matter precautions you try
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In Africa they have the flu
It Really ain't nothing Gnu
And all the Crocs
Well they have the pox
But quoting Ovid
Won't save you from Covid
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