Coronavirus Humor

[grasshopper]

 

[Gumby]

A USNA classmate and fellow submariner sent me this

 

[ERD50]

My Son-In-Law ( a huge sports fan) just posted:

Three days, no sports.

There's a girl on the couch with me. Apparently, she's my wife.

She seems nice.

 

[Callitaday2022]

Too funny

 

[Callitaday2022]

Tp!

 

[Scrapr]

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are you kidding me? That house value just jumped $100k!

 

[Lewis Clark]

Seen elsewhere:

Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson are quarantined in Australia with coronavirus. Once again, Tom is stranded on an island with Wilson.

 

[candrew]

And this from our Southern neighbors......

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[candrew]

Corona Lisa

This from our Italian friends......

 

[Sittingduck]

Official Anthem of the Coronavirus

or from the Police:


"When the world is running down, You make the best of what's still around"

 

[oldphd]

When tick season starts, you may get Corona with lime...

 

[Scrapr]

shamelessly stolen from another site:

Jesus: as thing are going, I do not know if I will come down to you at Easter time
People: do not worry, as things are going, we are coming up to you by Easter time

 

[KCGeezer]

Another shameless steal,

With March and April basically cancelled the next holiday is,,wait for it,,Cinco de Mayo: Sponsored by Corona

 

[txtig]

https://nationalfile.com/report-gen-z-kids-have-nicknamed-coronavirus-boomer-remover/

Little turds!!

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According to reports on social media, schoolkids have begun to nickname the deadly coronavirus the “boomer remover” after it has been revealed that the vast majority of the fatalities from the disease are elderly patients.

 

[6miths]

What if they have to close down all the grocery stores? We'll have to go hunting for our food again.

And I don't even know where Doritos live!

 

[ls99]

https://nationalfile.com/report-gen-z-kids-have-nicknamed-coronavirus-boomer-remover/

Little turds!!

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Is OK. with adults gone they can play Lord of the Flies.

 

[Callitaday2022]

Sad but true...

 

[candrew]

Is OK. with adults gone they can play Lord of the Flies.

As a 60+ Boomer myself, I think "Boomer Remover" is funny. Leave it to kids come up with that one!

Boomers had to expect this kind of gallows humor was eventually coming our way. I consider it Karmic revenge for all of the criticisms our generation has been leveling for sometime now at X'ers, Millennials and Z'ers.

 

[gromit]

<made this up myself, so dont expect too much>
Coronavirus is even affecting tornados in my area. Previously, when a tornado touched down around here the aftermath was decimated homes with adjacent homes untouched. Now, when a tornado touches down we still get the decimated homes, but the adjacent homes are all rolled in toilet paper.

 

[Nemo2]

From Oz

 

[candrew]

Most Expensive Wedding Dress

 

[Kwirk]

I predict clean shelves at the liquor store tomorrow. A pandemic of delirium tremens may follow. (J/K, I think)

 

[Just_Steve]

A musical interlude.

 

[tinlizzy]

Drink of the month

Quarantini - a regular martini that you drink at home, alone.

 

[Walt34]

Just awful: