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03-31-2020, 07:54 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: No fixed abode
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I call pictures like that Animal Abuse pictures. I'm relatively sure there are tranquilizers involved.
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03-31-2020, 08:10 PM
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#222
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Rural Alabama
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Originally Posted by candrew
As a 60+ Boomer myself, I think "Boomer Remover" is funny. Leave it to kids come up with that one!
Boomers had to expect this kind of gallows humor was eventually coming our way. I consider it Karmic revenge for all of the criticisms our generation has been leveling for sometime now at X'ers, Millennials and Z'ers.
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My kids and their friends have been calling it [mod edit]
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Projected retirement--2020 at age 48 (done!)
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04-01-2020, 03:44 PM
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#223
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Cholula
Posts: 1,595
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“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
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04-01-2020, 04:07 PM
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#224
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 953
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Originally Posted by harley
As I posted elsewhere,
Steve Jobs is dead
Johnny Cash is dead
Bob Hope is dead.
We've got no jobs, no cash, no hope. Everybody pray for continued health for Kevin Bacon.
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Apparently, Keith Richards is still with us:
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Well it's all right, we're heading to the end of the line...
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04-01-2020, 05:29 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 1,608
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Quilted Northern Rustic Weave TP (only 43 seconds)
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04-01-2020, 05:55 PM
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#226
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 8,368
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A lady from Oakville, Ontario...about 25 miles outside Toronto.
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"Exit, pursued by a bear."
The Winter's Tale, William Shakespeare
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04-01-2020, 06:26 PM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Originally Posted by Nemo2
A lady from Oakville, Ontario...about 25 miles outside Toronto.
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Whoa!
The eyes are the portal to the soul. That which is seen can not not be unseen.
Full disclosure: Is that a tat on her left shoulder?
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04-01-2020, 06:31 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Cholula
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O Canada!
Is this typical of Canadian workout apparel?
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Originally Posted by Nemo2
A lady from Oakville, Ontario...about 25 miles outside Toronto.
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“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
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04-01-2020, 06:35 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Sarasota,fl.
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In 20 years our country is going to be led my adults who were home schooled by day drinkers !
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04-01-2020, 06:36 PM
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#230
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by candrew
Is this typical of Canadian workout apparel?
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We're a subtle nation.
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"Exit, pursued by a bear."
The Winter's Tale, William Shakespeare
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04-01-2020, 06:51 PM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 526
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Originally Posted by Nemo2
We're a subtle nation.
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Why this nation will never be invaded. The women too are arse-kickers.
Full disclosure: Hold our neighbors to the north in high regard.
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04-01-2020, 06:56 PM
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#232
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northern IL
Posts: 26,888
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Quote:
Originally Posted by powerplay
Quilted Northern Rustic Weave TP (only 43 seconds)
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Very well done, that's some production quality. And it was from April Fools, 2016. Double funny considering today's issues.
-ERD50
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04-01-2020, 07:10 PM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Orlando, Fl
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True story.....our cleaning lady just called. She's working from home and will e-mail us instructions on what to do.
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"Some people describe themselves as being able to see things as a glass half full. For some, the glass is half empty. Me? I can't even find the f***king glass."
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04-01-2020, 07:13 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Cholula
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemo2
We're a subtle nation.
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My family is Canadian (Cape Breton'er's - aka Herring Chokers) though I was born and raised in the U.S.
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“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
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04-01-2020, 07:15 PM
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#235
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Location: Cholula
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Silver
True story.....our cleaning lady just called. She's working from home and will e-mail us instructions on what to do.
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These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of cleaning ladies.
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“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
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04-02-2020, 06:24 AM
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#236
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2011
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You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.
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"Exit, pursued by a bear."
The Winter's Tale, William Shakespeare
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04-02-2020, 06:25 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Tampa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Silver
True story.....our cleaning lady just called. She's working from home and will e-mail us instructions on what to do.
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Yeah I cleaned the house yesterday. DGF stated it is nowhere near as clean as when the cleaning does it.
My response was that's why we have a cleaning lady.
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TGIM
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04-02-2020, 06:40 AM
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#238
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Stolen from elsewhere:
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My wife called me from another room and asked if I had a stabbing pain as if someone was stabbing a voodoo doll representing me.
"No" I replied.
A few seconds later she called "How about now?".
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"Exit, pursued by a bear."
The Winter's Tale, William Shakespeare
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04-02-2020, 06:46 AM
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#239
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Rural Alabama
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Originally Posted by Nemo2
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.
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Sadly, that probably wouldn't work for grocery shopping trips, but I might try it at my office...
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04-03-2020, 09:22 AM
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#240
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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"Exit, pursued by a bear."
The Winter's Tale, William Shakespeare
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