Living Hef's dream at The Playboy Mansion

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Orchidflower

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Orchidflower said:
Well, here is the real scoop I guess. This sure threw cold water on my wondering what it would be like to collect $4K a month, which is what his "girlfriends" get, and sitting on my can at The Playboy Mansion. All I can say after reading this is eeeeewwwwww icky! I guess my gag reflex doesn't go that far....

So, for all you playboy wannabe's out there:

Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion more like a squalid prison say former Playmates | Mail Online
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Pet Rescue? :angel:
 
Gee, what a surprise.

I wonder if they expected a life of luxury?
 
Frankly, I was surprised with all the money Hef blows on big lavish parties
--and I do mean lavish $$$$$ parties--that he would have such filthy carpeting. Go figure?
 
Orchidflower said:
Frankly, I was surprised with all the money Hef blows on big lavish parties
--and I do mean lavish $$$$$ parties--that he would have such filthy carpeting. Go figure?
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..some of those stains just don't come out. :whistle:
 
Ick just ick! Dog crap and pee on the carpets. :yuk:

Hef ought to be a spokesman for viagara. :ROFLMAO:
 
Am I the only one that finds it ironic that they will screw this goofy old man for a monthly stipend, but get all huffy over the carpet? :confused:
 
travelover said:
Am I the only one that finds it ironic that they will screw this goofy old man for a monthly stipend, but get all huffy over the carpet? :confused:
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Literally. Maybe the issue is rug burns.

I'm a little confused over their "career" expectations. Quick, can anyone name more than three of the "Playmates of the Month" or "... the Year" from this decade? What sort of career does that imply for them?

I wonder what sort of policies Playboy Enterprises has about "employee fraternization" or "sexual harassment", especially in the "hostile work environment" category?

I've also been trying to work up a punch line about "volume discounts" or "bulk purchases" at the local cosmetic surgery outlet, but I'm just not quite there yet...
 
ewww.....how squalid!
 
Also, since it has been exposed that they get paid in cash, I curious what their tax returns look like. :cool:

And how does Hef handle these monthly expenses from a bookkeeping angle?.......... Therapy?........... Charity? ...... R&D?
 
Do you really think these women did not know what they were doing and why (their motives).

Some people get a real job. Others... well, use your imagination.
 
Underpaid sex workers. Just haggling over the price. Could try freelancing.
 
I wonder how these women rationalize that they are not prostitutes? Or maybe they know it and don't care.
 
travelover said:
Am I the only one that finds it ironic that they will screw this goofy old man for a monthly stipend, but get all huffy over the carpet? :confused:
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At $1k/week my guess is it had a lot more to do with the other perceived fringe benefits then the money. If they were just doing it for the money most of these girls would make more than that an hour working for a high end escort service.
 
Just read the article....

Seems to me that all Hef is doing is buying their services.... and he has some rules to follow so they are not out and about with others...

If you do not want to follow the rules, just leave... seems like there are enough women who are willing to sell their bodies to him...

I am surprised there have not been more kids popped out... but maybe they take care of that also...
 
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