No retirement for these twins...

[Midpack]

I guess if ABCNews can run it, it's OK.

Yes I know I should post an excerpt, but you just have to read it, it's short...

Twin Sisters, 69, Oldest Sex Workers

And they get health care, work permits and a union!

And I dare anyone to ask 'what does this have to do with FIRE?' HELLO!!!

 

[Mulligan]

Ok... I bit and opened the link.. I have never paid for sex and don't plan on it. But if I ever did, based on the picture, I would spend a few extra bucks and go for the late model car instead.

 

[Nords]

But if I ever did, based on the picture, I would spend a few extra bucks and go for the late model car instead.

Maybe a few more extra bucks would get you a real room with a real bed and a real mattress instead of the back of the late model car...

 

[mickeyd]

I could not get the page to open up. I was interested in seeing if the article mentioned that these gals had removable false teeth or not.

I know...TMI.

 

[pb4uski]

Ok... I bit and opened the link.. I have never paid for sex and don't plan on it. But if I ever did, based on the picture, I would spend a few extra bucks and go for the late model car instead.

After opening the link out of curiosity and seeing those two, I think I would DIY and save my money

 

[Mulligan]

After opening the link out of curiosity and seeing those two, I think I would DIY and save my money

Judging by the picture this is obviously one industry where "too much experience" is a reason to not hire the person for the job

 

[jclarksnakes]

They should have ER'd quite some time ago.

 

[glippy]

Aren't you the same guys always whining about age discrimination in the work place?

 

[frayne]

With that amount of expereince they must have some very polished skill sets.

 

[MichaelB]

With that amount of expereince they must have some very polished skill sets.

Actually, polishing is one of their skills...

 

[Mulligan]

Actually, polishing is one of their skills...

I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to purchase a service beyond "polishing" from these old pros. If there ever was a reason to increase pensions so the old ones can retire to let the younger ones have a job, this would be it.

 

[TromboneAl]

I'd pay big bucks to not see them naked.

 

[Nords]

I'd pay big bucks to not see them naked.

You can send the money to my PayPal account. I'll need it-- they charge extra to let me take photos of them in action...

 

[packrat44]

You can send the money to my PayPal account. I'll need it-- they charge extra to let me take photos of them in action...

You will probably have nightmares having watched them perform.

 

[grasshopper]

You will probably have nightmares having watched them perform.

Or more professional help.