Blue Collar Guy
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
So the bride says," the tire looks low", I whip out of the glove compartment my digital tire pressure gauge that i got on ebay for cheap, and low and behold 26.5 pounds. I proudly inform her that I will call roadside assistance from our insurance company and they will come with some air and I wont have to pay $1.00 for the air at the gas station. She then rains on my parade. "what you not going to tip the guy?" Ok I didnt think that far ahead. Then to make matters worse, she tells me on your way back from getting the air , they have ice cream on sale . 4 Haagen-Dazs pints for 10 dollars. I ask you have to buy 4? Answer "no, but if you only buy 2 I have no shot at getting any." So much for free air