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Forum: Other topics 05-03-2021, 08:59 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 11,380
Posted By Jeb-NY
I talked with a homeless man this morning and...

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a...
Forum: Other topics 04-26-2021, 09:01 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 11,380
Posted By Jeb-NY
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his...

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandparents for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two...
Forum: Other topics 04-19-2021, 08:50 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 11,380
Posted By Jeb-NY
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway,...

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the...
Forum: Other topics 04-12-2021, 08:44 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 11,380
Posted By Jeb-NY
Benny: What is a bachelor? Jackie: A man who...

Benny: What is a bachelor?

Jackie: A man who hasn't thought seriously about getting married?

Benny: No, A man who HAS thought seriously about getting married.
Forum: Other topics 04-06-2021, 09:14 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 11,380
Posted By Jeb-NY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the man’s smile turned into a grin, so she move again....
Forum: Technology, Media & e-Gadgets 03-25-2021, 08:30 AM
Replies: 2,513
Views: 173,987
Posted By Jeb-NY
I always like Hydrox better till they changed...

I always like Hydrox better till they changed them to taste more like Oreos.

Another of our other favorite series, which is still going, with 13 seasons available to binge is The Murdoch...
Forum: Technology, Media & e-Gadgets 03-24-2021, 12:39 PM
Replies: 2,513
Views: 173,987
Posted By Jeb-NY
If these have already been suggested sorry I just...

If these have already been suggested sorry I just found this thread and only read the last couple of pages not all 117 pages.

We have been enjoying Being Erica and Younger both on standard Hulu...
Forum: Other topics 03-23-2021, 01:08 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he...

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a...
Forum: Other topics 03-15-2021, 05:23 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
As Germans, We Really Struggle With The Six Feet...

As Germans, We Really Struggle With The Six Feet Distance Mandate.
Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
Forum: Other topics 03-15-2021, 05:19 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
My Wife Just Left Me. She says life revolves...

My Wife Just Left Me.

She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it.

I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
Forum: Other topics 03-08-2021, 09:33 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
I Tried Donating Blood Today NEVER AGAIN!!! ...

I Tried Donating Blood Today
NEVER AGAIN!!!
Too many stupid questions
Who’s blood is it?
Where did you get it?
Why is it in a bucket?
Forum: Other topics 03-08-2021, 09:12 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married but...

Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married but he was having trouble choosing among three wonderful candidates. He decides to give each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do...
Forum: Other topics 03-02-2021, 10:08 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
An elderly man had owned his large farm in...

An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years.

Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with...
Forum: Other topics 02-23-2021, 10:00 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
A lawyer boards a New York bound airplane in New...

A lawyer boards a New York bound airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. He then asks the blonde flight attendant to take good care of them for him.

She takes the box and promises to...
Forum: Other topics 02-23-2021, 09:59 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
There is a new study about women and how they...

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were very interesting

10% of women think their ass is too skinny.

30% of women think their ass is too fat.
...
Forum: Other topics 02-15-2021, 10:01 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?" ...

Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?"

Sir: "like winning an argument with my wife."

Waiter: "Rare it is!"
Forum: Other topics 02-08-2021, 09:57 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
The airplane was filled with people to the last...

The airplane was filled with people to the last seat, everyone was waiting for the pilot and co-pilot to arrive.

Finally they come. The people can see them through the windows, they get inside the...
Forum: Other topics 02-03-2021, 08:51 AM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
A husband and wife got into a terrible argument....

A husband and wife got into a terrible argument. Not wanting to be home with her husband, the wife calls her mother and says, “We got into another fight. I’m coming to stay with you for a few days.”...
Forum: FIRE and Money 02-02-2021, 05:25 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 10,384
Posted By Jeb-NY
My parents had LTC policies. My Father took...

My parents had LTC policies. My Father took advantage for a couple of multi month stays but my Mother insisted in keeping him home as soon as he reach a point she could (even though she should not...
Forum: Other topics 01-18-2021, 10:02 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all...

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a...
Forum: Other topics 01-11-2021, 08:33 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
One winter morning while listening to the radio,...

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the...
Forum: Other topics 01-05-2021, 09:29 AM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
I had enough‼️‼️‼️ I won't mention the name of...

I had enough‼️‼️‼️ I won't mention the name of the place, but I'm feeling pretty upset right now. Last night I bought something from a local store. I paid cash for the item. I took it home and found...
Forum: Other topics 01-04-2021, 10:09 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 51,741
Posted By Jeb-NY
My 85-Year-Old Grandfather Was Rushed To The...

My 85-Year-Old Grandfather Was Rushed To The Hospital
The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know...
Forum: Other topics 12-30-2020, 07:01 PM
Replies: 6,009
Views: 1,108,032
Posted By Jeb-NY
A drunk goes into a bar. "Drinks for everyone,...

A drunk goes into a bar. "Drinks for everyone, and one for you too." he says to the bartender. The bartender serves everyone, including himself. "That'll be £76, please." I don't have any money."...
Forum: Other topics 12-30-2020, 06:51 PM
Replies: 6,009
Views: 1,108,032
Posted By Jeb-NY
I Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we...

I Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.

She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"

I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature...
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