Japanese tv show comedy. You don't need to speak the language to understand what is going on
YouTube - Funny Japanese TSA Airport Security Guy.flv
YouTube - Funny Japanese TSA Airport Security Guy.flv
"You say you've always had the three testicles, sir?"
Feel free to provide your own caption...
"Sir, your customs form does not contain a declaration for this apparent large salami and these two meatballs you are concealing. Smuggling unauthorized meat products is a federal offense".
I hope you're right, but my more cynical self thinks not. It seems, however, we are not alone in our concern about this or our ability to see in a humorous light. From someecardsI don't want to go through either the machine or the opt out experience (scope or grope). I regard both to be an invasion of my personal privacy, whether warranted or not.
Luckily I don't have to go through airport security, since we don't have any air travel planned in the near future. I would be very upset otherwise. THANK HEAVENS that I am not still working because I had to do so much traveling for work.
I do anticipate that in time, these requirements will be relaxed or that somehow the situation will be resolved.
Maybe they should just run everyone through a large microwave - if you spark, you don't fly.
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Yes, it's already been done. It only has to be attempted at an airport and we'll have jumped the shark (well, to the extent that we didn't do that already).
Most of you are probably to young to remember the 'safe' shoe fitting machines that used to be in shoe stores in the 40s. Safe? Not!
Ms Speaker has her own 747.
Did you hear than that in lieu of the new scanning requirements, they changed the name of TSA to "T and A"?
My friend and I were making jokes about this pat-down last night. You know, harder, over to the center, faster, etc. Just two dirty old women having fun...
Personally, I'm not big on the pat-down, but who cares if they scan me. Eh...I'll go for total security everytime, and, if this what it entails, so be it. I'm ez.
.............. as more and more people refuse to fly due to invasive and ineffective screening methods, I think the airports will choose to hire their own security firms and implement better screening methods that don't drive the customers out onto the interstates.
Could this be the first step? TSA: Pilots to be exempt from some airport checks - Yahoo! NewsI do anticipate that in time, these requirements will be relaxed or that somehow the situation will be resolved.
After this, flight attendants will follow, then frequent travelers. Once pre-screening is established, there is hope for the rest of us.The Transportation Security Administration has agreed to let airline pilots skip the security scanning and pat-downs that passengers face at the nation's airports, pilot groups said Friday. Beginning Friday, pilots traveling in uniform or on airline business will be allowed to pass security by presenting two photo IDs, one from their company and one from the government, to be checked against a secure flight crew database, the TSA said.