Recent content by Revlefty

My wife has been cutting my hair since we got married 47 years ago. And she reminds me every time how much money she has saved me in haircuts. Then she tells me to quit whining about her going shopping! She is self-taught and does a pretty good job. She likes to tell people she used the same...

The new (corporate) owners of our mobile home community have pet restrictions. We will be taking two of our dogs with us, but leaving the third at home because he doesn't fit the restrictions.

Has anyone here used a house sitter for the winter months while you are away? We need to find someone to watch our house and a dog this winter. I have no idea what to pay or where to find a trustworthy person. Can anyone give me some advice?

That's what I'm talking about."

A few weeks ago, I found a cell phone laying on the sidewalk. The battery was almost dead, so I couldn't access any information out of the phone. So, I took it to the local police precinct to give it to them. The desk officer wanted my name, address, driver's license number and social...

oh sure... now that I get to take extra long lunch hours, they started the meeting without me...

I thought that when I retired, I was supposed to start using a fanny pack? Did I miss something at the orientation?

I loved Hogan's Heroes because it was so silly and unrealistic. I loved MASH because it was so silly and realistic.

Duh! Brain Burp. I think there was a stop on the north shore called Gooseberry Falls. We used to stop there on our way to the BWCA. Back in those days, we could climb down and sit under the waterfall. Don't know if they will allow that anymore.

Sleeping Bear dunes.

Sweet!!!!!! Gotta get out on the water soon.

OK, it's not 10k, but I just took a wad of bills to the bank to get them exchanged for $20s. I told the cashier they were tips from my work as an exotic dancer. the cashier said, "You must be pretty good!" Sure, I've gt the body for it!

Sorry I cannot attend this year--I have a JOB working at a golf course on Sunday afternoons. I had a great time last year and really wish I could attend tomorrow. Have fun.

it was 3:15 a.m. two weeks ago. I was going to leave at 7:00 a.m. for the road trip to snowbird heaven. Rocky, the pug, decided he needed to "go outside." As I let him out the back door, I noticed that a neighbor's motion sensor light was on. I wondered what might have been wandering through...

As a freshman n high school, I was 6' tall and 128 lbs. No meat, just skin and bones. A bunch of bullies wanted to pick a fight in the bathroom. One took a swing at me and cut his knuckles on my teeth. So in my only fight, he took the only swing and he was the one who got bloodied. He broke...