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    Electric lawn mower advice

    I was often told that folks who use an electric lawnmower did it because they could find their way back!
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    Fastest you've ever gone in a CAR

    95 in a Rambler American, back in 1958 (I was 17). Four cylinders, & unbalanced tires. Thought the car was gonna shake itself to pieces. Later, found out that the Silver Strand in San Diego was supposed to be swarming with speed cops, looking out for young fools doing just that -- don't know...
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    Fastest you've ever gone on a MOTORCYCLE

    85 on a 2003 Suzuki Burgman AN650, on a Pennsylvania Interstate (age 65). Then I did about 62 on a 35-marked road in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, resulting in a skid, spill, over-the-handlebars & 7 busted ribs plus a cracked vertebrae (age 67). I just converted it over to an Insta-Trike...
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    Help with converting a Word file to JPG

    Thanks, all, for the helpful tips and leads. In the intervening days, I found a old program from DW called PictureIt -- it has LOTS of royalty-free, public domain clip art -- I copied out the art I wanted -- switched from 'document' to 'picture' -- re-saved it in 'My Pictures' as JPEG -- then...
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    Help with converting a Word file to JPG

    I probably should go to a tech site, but don't know any that speaka-da-English.??? Running XP-home and in MS Word, I'm trying to create a small file in JPG format. This, so that I can upload a simple book cover into my Kindle book, Tails from the Burrow. The file has a WordArt top, in GIF --...
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    Anyone done a cross-country drive, roughing it?

    Some really bad RVs Came across this on another board. There are good RVs and then there are ... http://www.fototime.com/inv/90C1A14D8E14D77 :rofl:
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    Anyone done a cross-country drive, roughing it?

    For those looking for a minimalist trailer, I suggest looking at the teardrop units. Google on that term. Think of the shape of half a drop of water, on wheels. Should pull easily behind the smallest of cars. It doesn't work for me, at 6' 8" tall, but for most folks, it might. However, I'm...
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    Husband has new prescription for Viagra!

    BI-MIX NUMBER 9 (tune is Love Potion No. 9) I went to the MD office, to score blue pills, You know, that men’s sex clinic, up in Cherry Hill. They’ve got a practice that serves guys really fine, And seven little bottles of … Bi-Mix No. 9. I told ‘em that I had a floppy dick...
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    The High Mountains of New Mexico

    Rudioso is fine. I'd avoid Roswell, it's flat, hot and dull, except during the Roswell Festival (then, literally anything that looks vaguely humanoid will be roving the streets -- I believe that, if aliens landed anytine during the festival, they'd go un-noticed). Check out Espanola, north of...
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    Anyone done a cross-country drive, roughing it?

    Hammocks Realizing that I've already posted once, I'd like to chime in again with a note about hammocks. I routinely carry one (Trek-Light) on my maxi-scooter (Burgman 650), & I make good use of it for that mid-day siesta, when it's hot, I'm tired and saddle-sore. Please note that hammock...
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    Anyone done a cross-country drive, roughing it?

    Been there, done that ... ... several times over the last 5 decades. I started when I was a late teen, & traveled before the Interstates were built. "I've been everywhere man, I've been everywhere.";D Actually, I prefer the minimalist approach. In any such trip, your biggest expense is...
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    Your biggest splurge of all time

    My biggest splurge Hands down, it was all my finances and resources, which I shared 50-50 with DW, in the new trust we had written. It certainly simplified things.:whistling:
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    Clothing Cost Per Wearing

    Kilts I wear a kilt around the house and to certain public events. I expect my kilt will be servicable to my children and grandchildren. What's to wear out? All that happens is the the bottom get a little bit more ragged and the seat gets shiny. I wear a breechclout, too, but I expect that...
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    Where is the Bible Belt exactly?

    Look for the bumper stickers If you see, "Convert, Jew, or die!" "The Bible said it, I believe it and that settles it!" "I believe everything that Jesus said, in the language he spoke ... King James English" ... on the same car bumper, you're probably in the Bible Belt. Then turn on your car...
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    What is the craziest stunt you've ever pulled?

    It was in Boulder, Colorado in the winter ... ... of 1962, I think. Some how, I'd gotten friends with the fencing club, and we'd somehow gotten plowed on 3.2 beer (you have to fast for several hours, first, then 'tank up' fast). We all had on our gear, and so the little car bristled with...
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