throw the razor out
Retirement is about freedom. You've had to shave every day of your adult life... now you don't. Sure you will look old. Remember: with age come wisdom. Just keep your mouth shut, and you will have everyone fooled.
The pp-code Watchman works great
pp-Code Temperature, Humidity WiFi sensor, monitor and party-detect with email & SMS alerts
You can find them on Amazon.com or on their website personplacecode.com